Little Boy Goku
Hi folks! This is a little song parody I wrote. You all know the song Little Bunny Fufu(how do you spell that anyway?) right? Well instead this is Little Boy Goku. The weedrat idea was from Shrek. Hope this makes you smile. Please read and review!
Little boy Goku
Was running through the forest
Scooping up the weedrats
And punching 'em in the nose.
Down came Videl the angel
And she said:
"Little boy Goku
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the weedrats
And punching 'em in the nose
I'll give you three chances
If you don't behave
I'll turn you into a carrot"
"But I hate carrots"
"Then I'll turn you into broccoli"
"Broccoli's yucky"
"Fine.
I'll turn you into a piece of chocolate then"
"Mmm. Chocolate good."
"Chocolate it is then."
Little boy Goku
Was running through the forest
Scooping up the weedrats
And punching 'em in the nose.
Down came Videl the angel
And she said:
"Little boy Goku
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the weedrats
And punching 'em in the nose
You've two chances left
If you don't listen,
You'll become a piece of chocolate"
"Chocolate good"
Little boy Goku
Was running through the forest
Scooping up the weedrats
And punching 'em in the nose.
Down came Videl the angel
And she said:
"Little boy Goku
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the weedrats
And punching 'em in the nose
You've only got one chance left
Before you become a piece of chocolate"
"Can I have my chocolate now?"
"No!
Don't you realize that's a bad thing?
Now shut up about the damn chocolate!"
"You're a mean lady"
Little boy Goku
Was running through the forest
Scooping up the weedrats
And punching 'em in the nose.
Down came Videl the angel
And she said:
"Little boy Goku
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the weedrats
And punching 'em in the nose
You've had your three chances
You didn't listen at all
Now you will become a piece of chocolate!"
"Yay!
Chocolate time!"
"Abracadabra!
Poof!
You are now chocolate!"
And the moral of this story is chocolate is not always a good thing.
How'd you like it? It's weird I know. That's what happens when you've been around little kids too long! Please read and review! I love reviews!