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The Snuggie
Narrator: Brock
Doesn't it suck when you finally get warm, and then the phone rings? Or when you need to reach for the remote? That damn blanket has to come right off for you to get the simplest things!
Drew curses under his breath, looking irritated, as he had finally gotten comfortable under his blanket and the phone rings. He gets up, dropping his 'used to be warm' blanket and reaches for the phone.
And when you want to give you're lover a welcomed hug, but your arms are trapped inside?
May gets up from the couch with her blanket still clinging to her and hugs Drew as he enters the house's door. They both sweatdropped.
It makes you look like an idiot! It's like you're wrapping a towel around your partner's body as if they were a woman getting out of the shower!
May throws the blanket to the ground and stomps on it with a very angry face. Drew joins in seconds later.
BUT FEAR NO LONGER! FOR WE HAVE MADE A BLANKET WITH SLEEVES! IT'S A NEW INVENTION CALLED THE SNUGGIE!
No-it-is-not-a-sweater-with-a-long-tail-in-the-front.(Brock said that part very fast)
Ash magically appears inbetween them with the wearing a blue version of the new product. May and Drew put on surprised looks.
Then, the two Snuggie-less teens magically appear in a green (Drew)and red (May) Snuggie.
Yeah, that's right, you can mobilize anywhere while staying warm! And only for… $19.99!
Misty is chasing Ash around the kitchen with her mallet in a yellow Snuggie, yelling inappropriate things that are muted.
Drew is running away from fangirls, also in green Snuggies, as they try to make-out with him or do other weird crazed-fan things.
May stands on the sidelines laughing her butt off as Drew trips on his Snuggie and is dog-piled by the fans.
You can… Eat a snack!
May and Ash are sitting on the couch, stuffing their faces with ramen. Misty and Drew just stare in shock that they could eat so fast.
You can… Join the wave at your son's baseball game; totally embarrassing him in front of his teammates!
Misty, Ash, May, and Drew sit on the bleachers in their Snuggies and do the wave with everyone else watching the game.
Everybody on the stands jerks their heads to the four, not believing what they're seeing.
Max face-palms his head as he turns a shade of bright red.
You can… Finally snuggle up with your partner without fighting over the blanket!
Drew and May are arguing and tugging on each ends of the blanket they had to share as they watched a movie.
-MAGIC-
Drew and May are now in snuggling in each others' arms with their own Snuggies, keeping warm, and enjoying the horror movie being played on the television.
YEAH! And you have the ability to do all of this and more for just 19.99!
Ahh… THAT'S NOT ALL!
We'll add in a MINI LIGHTSABER! Now you can unleash your inner geek and swing that 4 inch glow stick around!
Ash is alone in the dark with his blue snuggie on while flinging a blue lightsaber in the air. Until Misty (in her yellow one) unfortunately turns on the lights and walks in on him. She sweatdrops.
This amazing gift, usually at the price of 15 dollars, is FREE!
BUT WAIT…
WE'RE GOING TO DOUBLE THE OFFER! Now you get 2 Snuggies and 2 Mini Lightsabers for the price of one! You can choose from our selection of colors for these wonderful sweater- I mean Snuggies: Blue, red, yellow, green, and a new addition of PURPLE! You can now have a total Star Wars moment and battle it out with the two mini lightsabers since the Snuggie makes you look like a Jedi master!
Ash face, looking extremely embarrassed after Misty walking in on his geek-mode, stops when Misty turns the lights back off and pulls out a red mini lightsaber. They are now in an EPIC Star Wars re-inactment battle with the 'Bzzzt' and 'Pshew' sound effects in the background. Misty then stabs the red glow stick under Ash's armpit and he 'dramatically' falls to the ground, pretending to die. The red-head then puts one foot on the boy's stomach, posing a victorious stance.
You get all of this STILL for 19.99! This package deal would usually cost around 75 dollars, but, lucky you, we're giving it to you for 19.99! With-the-addition-of-paying-shipping-and-handling. Just call the number 1-800-687-6741 or go online to getsnuggie dot com! Once again, it's 1-800-687-6741. 1-800-687-6741. Call now: 1-800-687-6741. 1-800-687-6741.
Haha all done. I hope you liked this. Sorry if it sucked if you didn't like it… Anyways, I'm still continuing with other products that I have in mind already. BUT if you want, you can suggest some others you want to have parody-ized and stuff. Woooo this is what happens when you're bored on a summer day. Write random things. YAY!
By the way, I don't know if I can do this, but that's the real phone number of the Snuggie. Hehe... And the real website.
JUST SO YOU KNOW: MINI LIGHTSABERS SO NOT COME WITH THE REAL SNUGGIE IN THIS WORLD. I JUST CAME UP WITH IT CUZ SNUGGIES REMIND ME OF JEDIS FROM STAR WARS!