Hey people! I was kinda bored and I was listening to thie song 'Im on a Boat' by The lonely island feat. T-Pain.
I MEAN ONESHOT
Ill tell you when to play the song IM ON A BOAT BY THE LONELY ISLAND AND T-PAIN.
ThE phrase muther fucker is going to be overused in this story
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN POKEMON OR IT'S CHARACTERS OR THE SONG IM ON A BOAT.
Ash Pov
Im alone in the house... Mom and professor Oak were in their honey moon and I didn't come coz id hate to see them soo cheesy in front me... yuck . Misty is working in the gym as usual. Brock went on an expedition around his house for food and Gary is dating Leaf by the moment and May and Drew...well Drew called me last night if I would help him confess his feelings for May but I declined.
So Im freakin bored out of my mind!
I clicked on at the tv's remote and it showed a boat...
I was starting to be sleepy so I slowly closed my eyes and slept...
ASH DREAM AND PLAY THE SONG read it slowly
Ash was on the deck of the muther fuckin boat ushering the people on the boat.
Ash souted "Im on a boat muther fuckin boat. You cant stop me Muther fucker coz im on a boat!"
Ash was now driving that boat illegally and shouting "MUTHER FUCKER IM ON A BOAT!"
Now Ash is in a couch with all the girls surrounding him and Ash's arms were all around them and shouted "YOU CANT STOP ME MUTHER FUCKER COZ IM ON A BOAT!"
Ash was now in (I don't know how to describe it but remember when Rose was in the deck about to jump in Titanic? Well imagine Ash in that position) and his 2 hands formed...THE FINGER and shouted "IM ON A BOAT MUTHER FUCKER!"
"FUCK! IM ON A BOAT MUTHER FUCKER!" Ash shouted with shades and was smirking.
Ash was drinking a spiked drink and was kicking people out of the boat and into the water and shouting "YOU CANT STOP ME COZ MUTHER FUCKER IM ON A BOAT!"
END OF DREAM AND STOP THE SONG
Ash was sleeping and was drooling and kept on mumbling "muther fucker im on a muther fucking boat"
But his dreams came to an end because his ass was on the remote and it was pressing the button for the high volume and since his ass was big it kept pressing and the sound of the boat in the tv kept on *sirens* (sorry couldn't find the correct term) and he was awoken.
Too short right?
Told you the phrase muther fucker was going to be overused!
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