Psych

by whoahomo

She makes it her goal to make fun of him in any way possible... and he can't help that it turns him on a little. Has no affiliation to the show 'Psych'

I really can't believe that nobody had written anything about this yet… so I did. Just a short conversation between our favorite non-couple, dialogue only, and it was surprisingly difficult to write… so no flames! They make me sad :(

Eh, I don't buy it.

What?

Them. Her, with him? I mean, she's young, hot, a marine bomb tech… He's an old suit.

Well I find certain older men… attractive.

"Am I old?"

"Older, yes."

"Compared to what?"

"Me."

"Well someone's a bit sure of herself, huh?"

"No, it is a fact, Tony. I am nearly seven years younger than you."

"Heading towards a midlife crisis there, Zeevah?"

"I do not know what a midlife crisis is, Tony. However, I can assure you that there is nothing wrong with me."

"Well that implies that there's something wrong with me."

"I never said that."

"Ah right, though you did say I was… attractive, was it?"

"I do not recall saying that either."

"Oh no, I distinctly remember you saying "I find certain older men attractive."

"Yes, Tony, certain older men, like Gibbs."

"Ouch."