To my regular readers, please ignore this story, just me poking fun at a friend.

A story of love, salt and slight bestiality.

It was a bright and sunny day in the institute of war. When a young Jayjay was fighting mid lane as veigar against a Zed. Zed was fucking the young Jayjay up the ass six ways through sunday while sideways. So Jayjay pinged his jungler (multiple) times.

"Trundle! Come and fucking help me!" Yelled the young boy. Trundle who was at his krugs, immedietly stopped what he was doing and rushed into midlane. Trundle pinged multiple times that he was going in.

"NNO NO NO! WAIT I PUSHED HIM UP YOU IDIOT!" Yelled the young boy, but to no avail. Trundle immedietly popped out of bush, popped ult and ran under tower. Zed ulted the troll king and the both smacked eachother in a battle of strengths.

Now obviously Trundle was a fucking idiot and zed got away with a sliver of health leaving trundle at low health but still having his death mark over him.

Zed immediatly began to taunt/dance on trundle before the sound of a 'POP' and the famous words of "An ally has been slain" Rang out.

"YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT ! FUCK THIS GG, SEE YOU IN 6 MONTHS LEAGUE!"

Meanwhile his top laner Greendude . who was playing the Legendary Godyr Just got a quadra kill wtihout losing a quarter of his health.

"IM SO FUCKING GOOD AT THIS GAME! YOU CANT FIGHT THE DYRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU FUCKING SCRUBS! GET GUUUUUD!" He yelled out.

"Yo Jay calm down, i got this." And with that Greendude Charged the enemies base, ate their turrets like a goddamn pepperoni pizza and smashed their nexus like a blonde bimbo at the corner of the street.

When the victory screen showed up and the summoners left summoners rift and made it back to the institute, Everyone praised Greendude for his carry.

"Yes yes i know im a God." He said putting an arm around Jayjay who had an annoyed look on his face.

"Yo man, did you hear what happened?" Jay shook his head.

"Apparently you made trundle cry my dude. You should probably go and say sorry or something." Offered Greendude. Jay had an incredulous look on his face.

"Apologize?! Are you fucking kidding me! he straight up fed my lane!" Yelled Jay jay

"I know i know, but what happens if he gets to be on your team again , he cant be all sappy sappy in the jungle." Reasoned Greendude.

Jay sighed in defeat but nodded his head.

"Fine.." he mumbled.

*Later that evening*

Jay was walking through the halls of the institute. He passed Ahri in the halls and she offered him some anal, but he shrugged her off with a "SHUT THE FUCK UP SLUT!"

When Jay reached Trundle's room he knocked on the door slightly.

"TRUNDLE!" He called out. Jay could hear some slight moving in the room like someone was trying to sneak around in there.

" Trundle i know your in their ... i came to apologize." Said Jay in defeat. After hearing this Trundle slowly opened the door and let Jay in.

" Look trundle i came too- HOLY SHIT!"

Jay saw it. Trundle naked and sweaty. It looks like after the game, Trundle began to work out to get stronger. Sweat was pouring down trundle's abs and sliding down his huge Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhicc cock!

"You...You came to apologize?" Asked Trundle gave him a big ol crocodile grin and pulled his pants down.

"I came lookin for booty!"