Hinata grabbed a fork and ate a pancake.
"Wow, that was delicious!" She said to herself. "I wonder what else will happen in this fucking fanfiction."
Then, out of fucking nowhere, a figure suddenly appeared in front of her. It was none other than the famous Chicago raper, Kanye West.
"Kanye?!" Hinata shouted. "What are you doing here?! Weren't you supposed to work on a new musical project, or some shit?"
Kanye started shaking like an old woman with parkinson's.
"HIP HOP NEVER STOP, BITCH!" He yelled.
"What do you mean?" Hinata asked.
"IT MEANS THAT I HAVE TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHGHGHGHHGHGHGH!"
Then, Kanye summoned a meteorite, which destroyed half of Konoha.
Kanye had to be put down. Not because he just killed like two hundred thousand fucking people, but because he was bla-
DANGER DANGER DANGER
We're interrupting this fanfiction to tell you, citzens, that John Paul II was more than just the best pope in the world. He was also the greatest shinobi in the entire omniverse. He was the master of pedophile-no-jutsu, truly a remarkable man.
Back to the fucking fanfic
"Hinata, are you there?!" Naruto shouted. "Say 'yes' if you're there, and say 'yes' twice if you're not there."
"Yes yes." Hinata replied.
"Fucc u."
Naruto summoned his clones and they melded together, to form NARUTOSAUR. It was a beast like no other.
Narutosaur attacked remaining villagers with its massive dick, but fortunately, Hinata entrapped it with her sealing magic.
"Thank you, Hinata!" Some other dude said. "How can we repay you?"
"I want a pancake."
"Unfortunately, I don't have any pancake. What about a bukkake?"
"Is it delicious?" Hinata asked.
"I dunno. Never ate one before." The dude chuckled. "So? You want one?"
"Hmm… alright."
The dude gave Hinata a bukkake.
"Pretty good," Hinata said, while chewing on the aforementioned bukkake, "But not as good as a pancake.
"Can I have a bite?"
"Sure."
"Mmm… yeah, it has a distinct flavor, but the texture is all over the place… I agree with you. Pancake is better."
Then it turned out that Kanye West was also a big fan of pancakes.
Him and Hinata ate everyone in the village and then Sakura awakened to her Super Magic to fight them, but she was eaten, too.
When it seemed like nobody could stop Kanye and Hinata from destroying everything, Nintendo announced that the next installment of Pokemon game is going to feature real hentai and it would come with a free pancake.
Kanye died from heart attack.
Hinata died from cancer, which she inherited from her grandgrandgrandgrandmother, who died 400 years ago due to a sudden bukkake.
The End
I dedicate this story to ur mom.