A Dish Served Cold...
Disclaimer: I don't even own the book.
"I never knew you had it in you, Ishida."
"Urusai, Kurosaki."
"I just can't believe you did that."
"He had it coming."
"Yeah, I remember what you said about about that Kurotsuchi creep. But getting him 'The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy'?"
"He won't know what hit him, that is for certain."
"Heh. So does this mean you're gonna ask that Nemu out soon?"
"URUSAI!!"