KHS
Hi, this is my first fanfic so if I suck at it sorry!
Chapter 1: Welcome to KHS!
Hi! Welcome to KHS! A school of knowledge, learning, and friendship. Damn, I'm lying out of my ass. KHS is a school full of drama, freaky teachers. Dorks, nerds, jocks, bitches, sluts. and anything at the top of your head. I'm well, the narrator of course. Now let's get on with the fucking story already!
"Naruto!" First introduced, Naruto Uzumaki; Blonde hair to match his brain (No offense to the blonde's out there.) and blue eyes. He is often known as the "Dumb ass" of the school.
"What is it Sakura?" He asked, unknown to what she was going to do. (Poor Naruto, didn't see it coming.)
Sakura punched him smack in the face. "You idiot! You left us all waiting for you!" Sakura said.
"I stopped for some roman." Naruto said with a sheepish laugh and his hand behind his head.
Sakura Haruno is a short tempered teenager. She has an odd color of pink hair, emerald eyes, and an intelligent mind. She and Naruto have a Sister/brother relationship. "You idiot!"
'That's right, bust his brainless hollow head right open! Cha!!' Inner Sakura cheered.
Did I mention she had an inner? Slipped my mind. Inner Sakura is her true self that only she cab talk to.
"Come on, numbskull!" Sakura pulled him toward homeroom.
Meanwhile…
"What do you think is taking Naruto so long?" Hinata asked in a quiet voice. Hinata Hyuga: The shyest girl you'll ever meet in KHS. She had what used to be short midnight blue hair now went to mid-length, white lavender eyes, and a blush always on his cheeks.
"Probably being a dope." Sasuke Uchiha said. He was known as the "Hottest guy ever to walk on this earth" in KHS. Girls follow him, stalk him, and sometimes even the guys (…awkward). He had dark black raven hair that stuck up like a chicken's ass, (Coe on, you have to admit, it does look like a chicken's ass.) onyx black eyes, pale skin, and an emotionless face to match. His only word in his dictionary is "Hn" or "Dope".
"I agree with Uchiha." Neji Hyuga, Hinata's older cousin said. He had long brown hair pulled back into a low ponytail, white eyes with no pupils, and a green mark on his forehead. He's Cold Jackass #2, right after Sasuke. He always rambles on and on about "Destiny this" and "Destiny that".
"He's always goofing off, totally unattractive." Ino Yamanaka said. She had long blonde hair and blue eyes. Some mistake her for Naruto's sister or something because they both are down half a brain in the knowledge department. She's known as the "Girly Sasuke's girlfriend wannabe". She and Sakura fight over him 24/7.
"Troublesome…" Shikamaru Nara mumbled. He's known as "The Lazy-ass genius". He had dark brown or black hair up in a ponytail like the top of a pineapple, brown eyes, and the lazy 'I don't care, let me sleep' look. Only he has mastered that one.
"Stupid!" The class all turned to the door and saw Sakura dragging Naruto to his seat, fire practically coming out of her ears. She looked at the others.
Reverting from flaming mad to nice and innocent (Scary).
"Hey" and "Yo" could be heard from them.
"Hey Sakura, beat up Naruto again?" Kiba Inuzuka said. He had brown spiky hair like Naruto's, brown eyes, and red marks on his cheeks. He's actually the "Playboy wannabe" of the school.
"Arf!" And how could I forget his cute little dog Akamaru. He and Akamaru have been Best buds since pup and diaper years.
"that's right Akamaru! Right Shino?"
Shino Aburame, a silent and scary, scary, teenager. He's often seen with sunglasses on, a big jacket, and an odd obsession with bugs. Scary, scary, scary…
"…" Was all he said.
Everyone looked at him thinking 'That boy has some serious problems.'
"Ugh! It's 9:50 and Kakashi-sensei's late." Tenten said. If you're wondering what her last name is…she doesn't have one! She had brown hair (Always in two buns), brown chestnut eyes, and a tomboy look to her. Which she is a tomboy!
"You mean he's late…again?" Sakura remarked. Suddenly, her attention went to Sasuke. "Oh, hey Sasuke-kun!"
"Hn" He didn't even spare a glance. (Jackass…)
"Stop flirting with my boyfriend, forehead!" Ino exclaimed.
"He's mine, Pig!"
"Billboard brow!"
"Ino-pig!"
"Both of you shut the hell up." Tenten said.
"Yeah, bunhead's right, because he's mine." Their attention reverted to Karin Watanabe. The slut of the school and their great enemy; her sidekicks, Tatyuya and Amy
"Oh, shut you're slutty big mouth, Karin Wannabe." Sakura said.
"He did you actually eat breakfast this morning, because you're starting to look like Choji." Ino said.
Karin looked from Choji Akamichi to herself and ran off with Tayuya and Amy at her feet.
Choji Akamichi, The fa-I mean chubby of the group. His most loved thing in the world: Food.
Suddenly, out of a blow of smoke, Kakashi appeared in front of the class with his prized possession in hand. He often is seen reading the series "Make-out Paradise."
"Hello class, sorry I'm late. You see I found this new student…"
"LIAR!!" Naruto interrupted.
"Naruto, I'm telling the truth." Kakashi said.
Everyone's mouths dropped, even the unemotional Sasuke.
"Well, as I was saying, we have a new student. Artemis Lunamoto." Kakashi-sensei said.
Suddenly a girl with long midnight blue hair, silver grey eyes to color of the moon, and pale skin.
"Wait, isn't the Lunamoto clan from the Land of Stars?" Sakura whispered.
"Which means she's from SHS," Neji said.
"I heard that the Lunamoto's were a very rich family of great origin." Sakura continued.
And that's how the drama got worse…
Hope you liked it. It'll get better in the next chapter. I kinda based Artemis after the moon.
The next chapter is 'Chapter 2: Drama here we come!'.