Summary: Season 4, Blair and Serena went to France for the holidays, Nate followed out of boredom. Chuck turns up with a new girlfriend: Eva, and is a changed man after getting shot; suddenly he is kind, and nice to everyone.
"I CANT BELIEVE HIM!" Blair yelled.
"This is even low for Chuck,' Serena added.
Nate just stood there admiring the girls figure, she must be about 6 foot tall, at least, she had a long blond plat draping down her back. She wore a multicoloured beanie with ear flaps, it kind of made her look polish, and a long blue floral summer dress with fluoro pink flip fops. Sure she didn't have a very good sense of fashion... but man she was hot.
The three of them just stood there as Chuck and his new girl started to kiss, it didn't have passion like Blair and Chuck it was more of a kiss primary school kids would do at the back of the oval.
"Get used to it Blair, they will probably be at your Dad's party tonight," Serena remarked.
"Great, me and blondy will get time to bond," Blair smirked.
"Hey! Blair I know that face, that's your plotting face, don't do anything to Chuck he was just shot and her doesn't need you playing games with him—"Serena warned her. "Where'd Nate go?
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Blair walked into the ballroom, everyone was dressed so elegantly, it was easy to spot Chucks new girl friend. There she was in the middle of the crowd wearing what seemed to be a wedding dress.
"Blair Bear, I'm so glad you could make it," Harold greeted her with a hug.
The door man took her coat, underneath she was wearing a short, strapless midnight blue dress, at the waist line it went out a bit, Blair liked dresses that didn't cling to her thighs.
"I'm so sorry to hear about you and Chuck, but I'm sure you'll find someone else," Harold consoled his daughter.
"Hmmm yes thank you daddy, congratulations on your new law firm," Blair smiled walking towards Chuck, Nate, The blond bitch... And Serena, now Chuck's new girlfriends had officially taken over Serena's old nickname.
"Oh, Blair hi, this is: Eva my girlfriend, this is Blair," Chuck introduced the girls.
"Bonjourno," the blond girl said in an extremely fake French accent.
Blair smirked shaking the girl's hand. "Interesting dress."
"Oh! Thank you, its new, Chuck bought it for me from this cute warehouse in Paris, the invitation said formal, and I've never been to a party like this... I think I'm a little overdressed" she replied sweetly admiring Cinderella inspired wedding dress.
"So you used to date Charles? Yes? He is such a catch," she said hugging Chuck tight.
"Oh yes, Charles is a very rare gentleman, tell me Emily: Avez-vous eu le sexe?"(Have you had sex?)
"Non, malheureusement," she chuckled. (No unfortunately)
"What does that mean?' Chuck asked.
"Oh nothing you need to know," Blair winked at Eva and walked towards the bar. Serena followed her.
"Blair I am very proud of you, that was so civilised," Serena grinned.
"Don't get used to it," Blair watched Eva stumble over to the bar.
"I'm so glad we could be friends, I thought it might be awkward, but I'm sure now that I've witnessed how nice you are we are going to best friends," she explained.
Blair Chuckled. "How much is that dress worth Emma?"
"500,000 American dollars, Mr Chuck is very generous, and its Eva not Emma."
"See you round Eden," Blair smirked as she walked away while subtly tipping her glass of red wine on Eva's lap.
"Ahhhh! My new dress! Its… it's ruined!
''ne pas être des amis avec moi, im une chienne,'' Blair whispered in her ear and walked out the door. (You don't want to be friends with me, I'm a bitch)
Authors Note: Sorry about the bad translation, I can't speak French I just used a random online translator. Tell me what you think, like it? Hate it? Love it? Should I continue?