A young troll stands in her bedroom. It just so happens that today is not her wriggling day. Because her wriggling day was yesterday. And it would make no sense to celebrate something that happened yesterday today.

In spite of this wriggling day confusion, we still do not have the slightest clue who this young troll is.

Enter name.

Your name is ANNOS EXILIOUS.

You are a huge COMIC BOOK NERD. In fact, you have read and collected so many of them that YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP FUCKING TRACK ANYMORE. However, your favourite is the JUSTICE TROLLS OF ALTERNIA. You can never get enough of roleplaying them with your friends. Even if you have to force them into doing it.

You also have a great interest in ART, as you have several famous replica paintings from your favourite artist, VINCENT VAN TROLL. You find it INSPIRING how someone who was COLOUR BLIND could create such BEAUTIFULLY COLOURFUL IMAGES. Your trolltag is skippingBrumas and you getreallyfrustratedandspeaks ofastthatit'shardtounderstand.

What will you do?

Annos: Read the new issue of Justice Trolls of Alternia

You grab your newest issue of Justice Trolls and begin reading immediately. Sadly, this issue just so happens to be the one where Supertroll and Wondertroll MAKEOUT IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT, ruining your OTP of Supertroll x Battroll. You are still so mad at DTroll Comics for crushing your dreams like that.

Annos: Throw the issue across the room in a fit of rage

You fling the comic across your room, hitting one of your Vincent Van Troll paintings and knocking it down. This just gets you even more frustrated.

Annos: Fix that damn painting already.

You pick the painting up from the floor and hang it back on your wall. Of course the damn thing just HANGS THERE CROOKEDLY AND THEN FALLS BACK TO THE FLOOR.

Now you're really mad.

Annos: Captchalogue WonderLasso

You captchalogue your WonderLasso. The same one that WonderTroll uses to interrogate the bad guys. Sadly, this one isn't a WORKING LIE DECETOR, but it'll still be good to have it nice any bad guys attack you.

Annos: Update Nepeta

You decide to update Nepeta on the bad news about WonderTroll and SuperTroll, that way she can mark it down on her wall of shippings.

Pesterlog:

skippingBrumas [SB] began trolling arsenicCatnip [AC]

SB: badnews

AC: :OO *ac perks her head up in shock*

SB: wondertrollandsupertrollarem atesprite

SB: idon'tknowwhattodomypairingsareru ined!

AC: XOO how could this happen!

AC: XOO *ac meows in agony*

SB: it'sallstupiddtrollcomic'sfault

SB: ican'tdealwiththisanymore

SB: ithinki'mgoingtokillsomeonei'mjustsoangrywhydotheyhavetod othistome

SB: WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

skippingBrumas [SB] ceased trolling arsenicCatnip [AC]