These are brief stories and as it says at the botton anyone is welcom to make it longer. THESE ARE BRIEF! AS IN ONE SENTENCE IN SOME OF THEM. It seems like a list but it isn't. It's just veeeery brief stories.

100 WAYS THAT JOE HARDY IS SERIOUSLY INJURED, ENDS UP IN A HOSPITAL, OR POSSIBLY DIES

WAYS 1-12

1

Joe tried to tackle the bad guy around the ankles, but the bad guy kicked him on the head with his steel toed boots. Joe lay flat on his back, dazed with a severe concussion. Fenton ran after the bad guys and stepped heavily on Joe's chest. He was followed by Con Riley, Chief Collig, Chet, Biff, Phil, Laura, Vanessa, Callie, and KALVIN (A.N. It's an inside joke. Don't even try to get it) who all stepped on Joe's chest too. Frank ran to his injured brother and began hugging him and playing with his hair until a random ambulance that nobody had thought to call showed up.

2

Joe was thrown off of the bad guys boat into the freezing cold ocean at one o'clock in the morning.

"Just keep swimming! Swimming, swimming, just keep swimming!" he sing-songed. Finally at 7 PM a fisherman pulled a delirious, half dead Joe who keeps quoting Finding Nemo with what was left of his voice from the water.

3

Joe started walking across the quiet street. A short bus, which had been taken over by a hyperactive 12 year old who refused to take her meds, skidded to a stop two inches from Joe. The twelve year pulled Joe into the bus. (A.N. 'Nuff said.)

4

Joe took a bite of a casserole his mom had made and began choking. Laura thought that he was making fun of her cooking began hitting him with an iron skillet. This was exactly how Chief Collig found them twenty minutes later and he arrested Laura for child abuse and took Joe to the hospital.

5

Joe went to see his mother in prison when suddenly one of the inmates burst from her cell, stabbed him in the shoulder with a knife they had made from a rock, and ran away.

6

Joe was simply walking to get the mail when suddenly a house fell on him and some fat girl stole his shoes.

7

Joe attempted to plug his phone in to charge, but a spark came from the wall and burnt his fingers. He jumped backwards and accidently bumped his nightstand which fell on him.

8

Fenton decided to send Frank and Joe on vacation in the Smoky Mountains where Joe is mauled by a bear.

9

A random tornado came to Bayport and lifted Joe off the ground and bounced him around a lot. Finally it flung Joe into a pasture where he lands on the horns of an angry bull.

10

Fenton forced Frank and Joe to come with him to golf with some 'work friends'. Mr. Flay picked up his club and started to swing. Just as he pulled back the club flew from his hands and hit Joe.

11

Joe was riding a double decker bus to go buy a bunch of bananas for a welcome home present for his mother who was coming home from prison today when a machete fell from the top floor and landed blade down on his foot.

12

Joe was driving the van to Wal-Mart (which surprisingly doesn't actually sell walls) to buy some machete repellent when a gigantic billboard for tooth paste fell on the van.

OK, I wrote this when I was hyped up on sugar and bored on a car trip. I know it's really short and some of it probably sucks. If anyone want to turn anything into a one shot or something they'll get a bucket of virtual cookies!