A/N: I would like to dedicate this piece of horrible trash to NAGGIE WONGGGG the great chibi. and credits to her for thinking of the title too. and credits to her for making me write this too. teehee!

Disclaimer: Don't own Reborn ):

Face Tattoo

Byakuran was feeling pretty miserable today.

"I'm not cool enough to be the evil overlord of evil!" he cried in agony, burying his head into his lap. Just as he was sobbing in his puddle of emo, Byakuran caught sight of the newspaper laid on his table.

"Still looking like a dork? It's time to visit the ASDKOKDOPAWDOASD tattoo shop!" the advertisement stated. In it was a man with a dragon tattoo over his over-muscular chest and many busty women fawning over him.

"That's it!" Byakuran cried triumphantly, slamming his palms onto the table.

After 5 hours straight of searching (he insisted for his subordinates to leave him alone on a 'top-secret mission'), he finally located the ASDKOKDOPAWDOASD tattoo shop and slammed down the door, screaming, "I WANT TO BE MANLYYYY!"

Byakuran was greeted with a punch on the face and promptly sent to the 'naughty corner' by the angry shopkeeper.

An hour of reflecting about his heinous acts towards the door, he was finally seated before the shopkeeper.

"Please, make me evil-looking! The fans all think I'm not badass enough! I AM BADASS! SO WHAT IF I'M AFRAID OF CATS? SO WHAT IF I LOVE SESAME STREET?!" Byakuran burst into tears once more.

"There, there, don't you cry~ I'll make a beautiful tattoo for you! How would you like a powerpuff girls design? Or you like Sesame Street don't you? What about big bird?" the shopkeeper cooed, pulling out ridiculous designs for his customer's view.

"KYAAAA- I mean, what are you talking about? I want MANLY! Who do you think I am? This is an insult!" Byakuran roared, pulling out a bag of marshmallows and flinging it at the shopkeeper.

"Arg! Don't do that! It's dangerous in here!" the shopkeeper was defeated in an avalanche of marshmallows, creating havoc in the shop.

Suddenly, his hand swept over a work table, sending a tattoo pen flying in the direction of Byakuran.

"WATCH OUT!" the shopkeeper yelled as Byakuran looked upwards to find the tattoo pen diving towards him.

"I am the magic tattoo pen!" the tattoo pen stopped in mid-air and spoke in a squeaky voice. The shopkeeper dropped to his knees and started worshipping the magic pen.

"Mummy!" Byakuran hollered and ran around in circles.

"Hold still, human being! I will work my magic on you!" the pen proclaimed and started drawing a large heart shape on Byakuran's chest.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HELP ME SHOPKEEPER!"

"There is only one way to save yourself! You must draw the legendary mark of the 'gay'! Hurry, catch this tattoo pen!" the shopkeeper cried, flinging the pen at Byakuran, who obviously missed the throw.

"Sucker! Catch this one!" the shopkeeper threw another pen which Byakuran miraculously managed to catch. The shopkeeper then took out an ugly portrait of Byakuran and pointed at it. On the portrait's face was a purple tattoo marking on his left cheek.

"Y-you have t-t-to tattoo it yourself! The power of the magic pen is too strong to resist!" he gritted his teeth as large amounts of evil aura poured out, blasting the roof off.

"FOR THE SAKE OF SESAME STREET!" Byakuran cried and drew the purple tattoo marking on his left cheek.

"NOOOOOOOO!" the magic pen cried, seeing the pink tattoo, "THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I'M FADING! I'M F-F-FADINGGGG!"

And with that, the magical tattoo pen vanished in mid-air.

With tears of triumph streaming down his cheeks, Byakuran fisted the air in victory. Somewhere in the background, there was an orchestra playing some sort of superman-saves-the-day song.

"FELLOW COMRADES, WE, HAVE WON THE WARRRRRRR!" he roared in emotion.

BYAKURANAHAHA~ TWIRLS~ BYAKURANAHAHA~ INTERLUDE

Later that day

"Byakuran-sama, welcome back." His subordinates greeted him as per normal.

"What? Why aren't you calling me badass and squealing at my really cool tattoo?!" Byakuran whined.

"Is that so, Byakuran-sama? Congratulations on getting your tattoo. Farewell, Byakuran-sama." They chorused robotically before exiting.

"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!"

To Byakuran fans: I'm sorry please don't kill me i still have a really long and happy life to live (I hope)

Thanks for reading and review please!