Butch X Buttercup

This is more of just a cute question and answer kind of thing but it's between Butch and Buttercup. B.T.W italics are thoughts.

-sweetmonster

~X~

Buttercup

I was walking home with Butch one day when we stopped by a small pizza place on the outskirts of town. It was kind of a weird place but the food there was delicious. When we walked in I heard the minute ( another word for quiet\small) chime of a bell ring from above our heads. We sat down at a booth in the far corner of the empty restaurant. Then we ordered our food and sat in complete and utter silence…

~X~

Butch

UGH so quiet!

"Butterball how was that math quiz that I probably already flunked?" I said

"Boring! I mean seriously when will someone ever need to know the square root of pi divided by X plus N subtracted by Y!" She basically yelled back at me

"That's great..." RING RING "Crap I forgot about my date with Princess" I say half heartedly

"Who cares I'm better than her, just forget about her" She said with a bored expression

"…fine but how do I know you're better than her?

"…QUESTIONS GAME" we said in unison

"1: you have no boobs, she is like a C cup" I asked first

"I tape them down so they don't get in the way… By the way I'm a D cup" She responded a few seconds later

"2: No ass" I said simply

"Hey that wasn't even a question!, But that's simple I wear spandex" She retorted back

"Oh well! 3: you dress like a man"

"There's no point in dressing lady-like I just end up ruining it by getting it ripped and dirty.."

"How do you get it dirty? Hmm? From my dic-!" I say but end up being cut off by Butters kicking me in the crotch under the table

"Well what's the next question? Hmm she purred slightly

"Oh…um…uh…" I start to stutter, not having a good question

"Wait, I have a question…" She says out of the blue

"Well what is it?"

"When will you just kiss me already?" She says and pulls my lips to hers

~END~

Soooo… Whatcha think? I just kinda came up with it randomly in my head. Hope you enjoyed and there's probably more where that came from…So bye for now, luvs yah

-asweetfacedmonster