R A N D O M C L A N

by Owlstar

This was inspired by The Random Saga and you may find some similarities... Disclaimer: I dont own warriors k plus it may have some k plus things... if not ill change it... Chapter 2 up and chapter 3 is comin soon to DVD and Blue-Ray

1. The Randomness Begins

Hello and welcome to my story... this will be as random as possible... introduucing

R A N D O M C L A N

Leader: Randomstar

Deputy: ?pelt

Warriors: (:fur

Birthdayleg

Antonymtail

Similestorm

Loopholefoot

Synonymstorm

Elders: Lemonadeye

Nomouth

Jeff

Apprentices: Dictionarypaw

PS2paw

Gamecubepaw

Cingularpaw

Cellphonepaw

Medicine cat: Idiotflight

Medicine Cat apprentice: Personpaw

L E T T H E S T O R Y B E G I N

Randomstar paced through the clearing of the Randomclan camp... every few seconds he shouted "Cheese!" or "Crackers!"

Randomstar: Oh hey (:fur! Go on a hunting patrol with-Cheese- PS2paw ok?

(:fur: Ok! Hey PS2paw get over here and come on a hunting patrol with me!

PS2paw: Ok let me just beat this level

Randomstar: On second thought... take Dictionarypaw with...

(:fur: Ok... Come here Dictionarypaw! Your going hunting with me!

Dictionarypaw: Hunt:

–verb (used with object)

1.

to chase or search for (game or other wild animals) for the purpose of catching or killing.

2.

to pursue with force, hostility, etc., in order to capture (often fol. by down): They hunted him down and hanged him.

3.

to search for; seek; endeavor to obtain or find (often fol. by up or out): to hunt up the most promising candidates for the position.

4.

to search (a place) thoroughly.

5.

to scour (an area) in pursuit of game.

6.

to use or direct (a horse, hound, etc.) in chasing game.

7.

Change Ringing. to alter the place of (a bell) in a hunt.

–verb (used without object)

8.

to engage in the pursuit, capture, or killing of wild animals for food or in sport.

9.

to make a search or quest (often fol. by for or after).

10.

Change Ringing. to alter the place of a bell in its set according to certain rules.

–noun

11.

an act or practice of hunting game or other wild animals.

12.

a search; a seeking or endeavor to find.

13.

a pursuit.

14.

a group of persons associated for the purpose of hunting; an association of hunters.

15.

an area hunted over.

16.

Change Ringing. a regularly varying order of permutations in the ringing of a group of from five to twelve bells

(:fur and Randomstar: Woah...

Dictionarypaw: Ok let's go...

(:fur: yeah... (races out of the clearing with Dictionarypaw at his heels)

Randomstar: Weird...

Idiotflight: hingawinga hungah whoooo (Translation: Hi Randomstar)

Randomstar: umm... hi?

Idiotflight: Gabbah flooshoo weeshnah floop (translation: I have a new prophecy for you)

Randomstar: ok? What is it?

Idiotflight: Shmooshoo Washam Frumpersoopall namidoo washmop telleforp Nigawoo (translation: Before the is randomness, straight will spill straightness, and the prey will run red)

Randomstar: Dont tell me Starclan decided to make up a prophecy AGAIN? (author note: Read You have Voicemail to understand this joke)

Idiotflight: Gabbah shafloopmah dingy doo! (I think they did!)

Randomstar: Darnit... well... you better get back to Personp-Crackers!-aw and I need to check on the elders...

Lemonadear: RANDOMSTAR!! JEFF IS LICKING ME AGAIN!!

Nomouth: yoot op hib (get off him)

Jeff: NOOOOO HE TASTES GOOD!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Randomstar: Jeff get o-cheese-ff him... now...

?pelt: Jeff... do I have to make you listen to "the music" again?

Jeff: No please NO!!

?pelt: Then can you get off him?

Jeff: OK!! PLEASE DONT PLAY THE MUSIC I HATE FERGIE!!

Randomstar: Just be thankful that it's not Britney Spears

Jeff: Your right...

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