Highschool Of The Dead: Self Insert

by hitesh90

Getting reincarnated in HOTD universe was not on my list after I died. Thank god I am still male. I will however make most of of this peculiar situation. Getting ready for the Zombies is still pain in the ass though. But hot girls do make up for it. Can consider self indulgent with some reality checks. Self insert(SI) (story is gray and lemons are heavily featured) OC/Harem

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This is my first fan fiction so please keep that in mind when you review, I will be doing self inserts for harry potter and Naruto in near future also There will be lemons in this fic. It will have harem but later in the story with max 4 girls, having more than that is unreasonable as I will have to connect them on some emotional level.

This is Highschool of the dead self insert.

Also I am sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes I may have missed (English is not my native language).

Please review and tell me what do you think, any suggestion would be appreciated.

As per tradition

Disclaimer: I don't own anything other than my OC

"Talking"

'Thinking'

Flashback

3 days before Z day:

It's been little more than 2 years since my parents died in that horrible car accident. I wouldn't say I was close to them or thought of them as parents but they were still quite dear to me, more like an uncle and an aunt. They provided stability in this world which is going to be shit deep in zombies in some days (Second semester just started). On the other hand I think they would be better off dead, they wouldn't have to see their world collapsing in front of them, fighting for survival, watching your friends and family turned into zombies. It would have broken their hearts and spirits watching the world burning.

I have been in this world for better part of 10 years and I still can't believe I somehow got reincarnated in HOTD world after that horrible accident in my world. I still remember how I died on that day. My memory of previous life may have gotten a bit fuzzy but I couldn't forget that accident, remembering that accident still send shivers down my spine.

I have seen my fair share of gruesome scene in this life, (my parents' blood covered bodies come to my mind) but that incident still shook me to core, maybe your death has this effect on you.

Well I can't exactly ask anybody about their experience as I don't know who else remember their previous life or if they remember it at all and I would be sent off to mental hospital before I could complete that line if I were to speak to somebody else. I still sometimes feel like I would wake up from this horrible nightmare any day and when I open my eyes I would be gazing at white colored hospital's ceiling.

I don't know why today I am in this melancholic mood today, I guess maybe it's the stress of ungodly homework despite semester starting last week, or maybe that bastard Shido got under my skin when he tried to confiscate my phone this morning (keyword 'tried'), usually I am calm, cool, collected with nonchalant attitude or you could say it is my usual persona I wear in the school even then I am less likely to get angry but today my emotions were all over the place, I couldn't even concentrate in class properly.

Gazing at clouds passing by and feeling lost within them, I could feel my anger and sadness ebb away a little maybe Shikamaru character was right, it is relaxing. I was jolted out my thoughts by ringing bell that signified ending of lunch break and my brooding session. Watching students hurrying by for their classes I couldn't help but chuckle at their priorities, in near future zombie apocalypse is going to occur and they are worrying over this small things but I can't fault for their ignorance, it reminded me of saying 'Ignorance Is Bliss'.

Checking my watch I noted it's time for Shido's class but I didn't wanted to move from my spot for that bastard's class, guess I will be bunking it, bastard probably had a plan to humiliate me in the class and get me detention for morning jab, I was pretty well acquainted with him and could guess how he will react so I guess this is a free period.

As for introduction – My name is Saito Sakazuki. I just turned 19 years old. 6 feet height with red straight hair, blue eyes, tanned skin color and a lean body, 8 years of regular exercise and attending 4 summer camps at military base could attest to the last two features.

I got my hair from my father's side while my eyes from mother's side and face mixture of both, In this world my father was Japanese but my mother was an American so you could say that I am half American and half Japanese with dual citizenship. I have only been in America one time when I was 13 and we went to my mom's hometown for holidays.

A shadow fell over me jolting out of my thoughts, looking up I saw my best friend, fuckbudy, friend with benefit, girlfriend or whatever you call them – Yuuki Miku, It was obviously class time so she was also ditching class, she is in the same year as me but different section "3-B", maybe in canon she flunked or was she in same class as Saeko I don't know guess I have forgot some of the little facts about the anime. We are what you would say a 'popular couple', Believe or not I am school's pretty boy, my flirty behavior and high class lifestyle could attest to that. Hey don't judge me I died virgin in last life and then waited for 9 more years to get laid; I didn't want to die virgin in this life too.

I knew Yuuki since I was 15 years old as we use to go to same middle school; Well I went to same school as her after changing 4 schools. I used to get into lots of fights as usually bullying starts when we are in that age and as teenager whose hormones were kicking in, I couldn't help but get into fighting and it provided good outlet for my emotions which were all over the place. I would have changed more schools if not for 3 things:

1 — I got into fights mostly with bullies so usually bullies and me both got punishments, well less punishments for me but nonetheless I still got them.

2 — I was top student so teachers couldn't blame me for being delinquent and getting distracted from studies (I was 20 years old when I died so I knew most of the stuff anyways except for History)

3 — my parents were filthy rich not like Saya Takagi parents type rich but still in upper echelon (if I was that type of rich I would have purchased an island and lived there happily with Miku not worrying about anyone else in this world till the situation would have been controlled and all the zombies dealt with) so even if I was kicked out, I still could get into new school easily. I still think half the gray hairs my parents got were from me and my antics from getting in trouble.

It's not as if I missed any school friend by going to different schools. Other than Miku I didn't have any friends in middle school and if by chance I made any friend then their parents would warn them to stay away from me or they would start annoying me by their useless blabbering or they would distance from me by their lack of maturity, Miku was also annoying at first and stubborn as bull but overtime she won me over.

In my middle school when I stopped a boy from forcing himself on her and gave him a beat down for it, I may have made an impression on her and voila next week she started pestering me and clinging to me whenever she got the chance (I usually think that happen in only anime then I would remember 'this' is an anime).

I knew she was the same Miku who was in Shido's group so at first I simply was cordial with her but then my hormones start kicking in and I thought why not have her in my group and this way maybe my friendship may steer her away from that despicable man and what do you know now she can't stomach Shido like me. And it helped me too, at first I used to get into stuttering mess when she flirted with me and then I realized that maybe my parents were correct and I was socially incapable of holding conversation with a new person but a month into our friendship our roles were reversed, now she got all flustered up when I flirted with her.

She used to live with her father who was a manager in a firm and wasted away evenings and weekdays drinking and gambling, there was no love lost between them. She didn't even cry on his funeral when he passed away little before my parents did, thank god my parents got custody of her before they died. She even admitted that he was a bit abusive towards her, No wonder she turned out like a bitch in the canon. Well she would have turned out that way thankfully I got to her first.

You could say she just replaced Shido with me but I wasn't complaining. She is smoking hot and totally into me, usually when I say something to her she follows it down to the letter, it's not like I just wanted her body, I care about her more than anybody in this world, I even prepared her so she could survive upcoming apocalypse; I even took her to last 2 summer camps on military bases and asked or rather demanded she learn some type of combat and take some shooting lessons in guns.

There was plenty of physical attraction between us back then but I didn't want to jeopardize our friendship …. Oh who am I kidding I knew she had a huge crush on me from the start I just played hard to get. I even made her jealous by having two girlfriends before her and kissing the last one in front of her, cruel but effective. I even had plans for Saeko as I didn't want her to join Takashi's harem when zombie apocalypse would occur.

When my parents died we both were devastated, she was my best and only friend back then, emotions were all over the place and you can guess what happened next …yeah I took her virginity, I was very gentle with her and had many rounds after that, next day she was sore but two days after that she came into my room late night and we again had sex then again, then again, you could say that we got into like rabbits and once you had sex you can't stop having it again and again and I made sure to have lasting impression on her so that even if she went for another boy she wouldn't be satisfied with him and come crawling back for my cock.

The Sakazuki name still had some clout and I was not going to have some guardian over me and her to lord over because of our age so I got me and Miku an early emancipation…. Yeah I am rambling again.

A clearing throat pulled me away from my rambling and memory lane,

"Are you even listening to me" she asked frustration obvious on her face to which I silently nodded,

As I sat up and focused on her; I couldn't help but get turned on. Eyes twitching, hands on her hips leaning towards me giving me front view of her cleavage, she truly was every bit of hot as shown in anime. Orange hair, 5'6 height, E-cup gravity defying boobs .I was sorely tempted to take her right there not caring if anybody saw us doing here, it's not like it will have any effect on our future when apocalypse was going to occur. My lusty expression must have shown on my face as her anger drained away and replaced by seductive smirk. She is still a minx like shown in anime thank god that didn't change when I got my claws into her, that was the only one good feature that cannon part of her ever had and that was her body and attitude.

"You know my eyes are up here" she said with a coy seductive smile and leaning a little more towards me showing more of her cleavage, no doubt teasing me,

I didn't turn my eyes from beautiful view but replied anyway "I know"

XXXX – LEMON – XXXX

She obviously wanted to tease me more but quickly I put my hands on her collar and pulled her into my lap. She must have been expecting this as she didn't even make a sound

While sitting in my lap she starts straddling me, her hands came around my neck and my hands grabbed her buttocks and start kneading instinctively, a low moan escaped from her mouth involuntary, I leaned towards her and captured her lips with mine somewhat forcefully. After kissing rather passionately for few minutes I asked for entrance for her mouth as I brushed my tongue on her lower lip which she promptly allowed. Our tongues danced around little while for domination for a while but ended up as a draw when we separated for air.

Putting one hand on waist and one above her ass I leaned into her ear, my chest pressing her soft boobs, her hard nipples poking me in chest. I inhaled her strawberry scent which she must have gotten from strawberry flavored shampoo she likes so much.

"You know it's been a long time since we got together, do you want to come at my apartment, we could enjoy weekend together like old times" I said in husky voice in ear as I nibbled on her ear, her heart started to beat a little faster which I could feel through my chest and even listen if I concentrate hard enough,

"okkehhhhhp" she squeaked out when I pinched her ass already knowing the answer, we continued our make out session for a little while longer, by now I could feel her wet panties and no doubt she could feel my erection on her buttocks.

She suddenly stopped and said in labored breadth that made me even more turn on "maybe… we….should….stop….before…anybody…see…us"

I stopped and calm my breaths, now that I can think clearly without lust clouding my vision I don't even have condom with me so maybe….hmmm nah we don't need condom to finish at least once and I am getting a release one way or another,

I gently pushed her on ground and move over her and said in very horny tone "nobody is around us but you can think of this as incentive to keep your voice down just in case" I start kissing her as I opened her shirt while she opened my pants and took out my throbbing member and start giving me a Handjob, After satisfying her lips I attacked her neck sucking on her sweet spot just above collarbone while my hands massaged her boobs which I took out of her black bra, brown nipples already hard as small stones.

After making sure to leave hickey there I once again kissed her rather passionately and then moving on her lower area. I start sucking her left boob while massaging her right.

After satisfying my boob's fetish while sucking, biting and kneading them roughly to leave some marks, I kissed on her belly button and giving a lick I went to main course.

I parted her thighs and watched her pussy outlined by lacy black panties and soaking wet from her juice flowing down her thigh,

I looked up and saw how red her face was and breath labored obviously from arousal, I thought about teasing her but discarded the idea immediately, slowly trailing kisses up her leg I relieved her of her panties and stuffed her wet in mouth as her moans were getting a little louder, she must have planned this incursion from the start as I can see from her shaved pussy, maybe teasing her may not be bad idea hmmm…..

I start licking around her pussy or breathing on her moist lips and kneading her soft mounds, she quickly catched about my intentions and started to push my head deep with her hands so with a long lick on her clitoris I stuck my tongue in her pussy and start sucking her pussy dry, but as soon as I did it her pussy constricted and she came down hard but I didn't stopped, I didn't stop even for her third orgasm. I sucked on till she start lifting her hips and I just looked up in time to see her eyes rolling back and tongue out like in hentai anime and damn did it looked sexy as she came on for 4th time consecutively. I greedily drink down her juices which tasted like lemon. I quickly took out her panties from her mouth so she didn't choke down on them and lay beside her.

Her breathing returned to normal and she came out of her unconsciousness in few seconds, she slowly opened her yellow eyes and I couldn't help but mesmerized by them.

I smirked at her and gently kissed her, my ego growing at exponential rate I said "I can still make you putty with my tongue"

She smiled determination in her eyes, quickly climbing top of me she said "let's see if you can smirk by the time I am done with you"

She start kissing me no doubt tasting her own fluids in the process and start stroking my cock, after few strokes she pulled from the kiss and went straight for my cock and engulfed entire 8 inches in her mouth and then released it with loud plop like sound, looking up and giving me a coy smile she attached her mouth to head of my cock and start licking it like it was best popsicle she ever had….. which it probably was in my most humble opinion.

I sighed in delight, enjoying the sensation of her tongue wrapping my cock; I twitched slightly when her free hand grabbed my balls and start giving them slow and intense massage. Just like I knew how to make her putty she also knew how to push my buttons no doubt from a year into having sex would do that. At this point we knew each other bodies like back of our hands.

I grunted. "Fuck it feels so good," I said as Miku finally decided to just using her tongue and she wrapped her delicious lips just between the head of my cock and its body. She pressed her tongue on the undersize and began to suck my cock.

I focused on lasting more under the intense administration of her blowjob but in the end I couldn't last more than few minutes

"Fuck! I am gonna cum"

That was only warning she got but she didn't slow down as a matter of fact she pushed her head further and engulf more than half of my cock. A second later I grunted and sighed as I put my hands on back of her head and pushed her further down and began to empty my load down her throat.

She made some gagging sound and even her eyes start watering but she didn't waste a single drop and gulp down the rest, licking her lips seductively she continued to suck on my cock even if it was softening

Cleaning down my cock she lay down beside me.

XXXX LEMON END XXXX

I smirked at her and said in faux superior voice "I think I won this round"

Her eyes twitched but then she sighed and said "yeah I guess you win this round but next time I will definitely win", her eyes shined with powerful determination at the end.

I couldn't help but chuckle seeing her determination in winning. "You can try but you can only win if I allow you to win and moreover in every session you are unconscious by the time I am done with you" I said condescendingly.

She blushed red at the reminder but pouted later on. She stood up and said "you don't have to be smug about it"

I just smirked at her and start dressing and getting presentable to avoid suspicions. After making ourselves presentable as much as possible I checked the time, five minutes till next class.

As she grabbed her bag and starting to leave for class or most probably washroom for changing, I grabbed her hand and said in most charming smile "so about that fun weekday filled with hot steamy sex and movies, you in or not".

She nodded blushing with lusty eyes and coy smile; I could practically sense the arousal on her. I released her hand and start walking towards male washroom.

After 1 hour:

Class was as usual boring and tedious. Teachers were being their usual self – totally sadistic, giving copious amount of homework.

"Saito-san"

My thoughts were interrupted by a pleasantly polite voice; I looked up to see Saeko Busujima coming towards me with smile and eyes filled with amusement. With D-cup breasts at height 5'9, she is most boys' wet dream mine included but her usual cool, aloof personality and her prowess in kendo keeps them away most of the time and before you ask, no I did not have sex with her, I am just a friendly acquaintance.

I nodded at her as I gave her pleasant smile. "Good afternoon Saeko-san, you are looking lovely today. How can I help you?" I asked her while packing my bag.

"Shido sensei asked me to tell you about your detention with him after class" she said with amusement clear in her voice

"And what about it gives you so much pleasure Saeko-san" I asked with voice coloring same amusement,

She chuckled and said "No need to act smart Saito-san, everyone knows you don't attend his detentions and still manage to get scot-free"

I smirked at that, it was poorly kept secret in school that I don't attend Shido's detention and he couldn't do jackshit about that. Technically I made a deal with him and making that deal was his undoing, it practically defanged him.

Flashback:

2nd year (1st semester), my apartment:

I was sitting with Miku while she was trying to calm me.

"Who the hell does he think he is, giving me detentions is one thing but giving you detention and seducing you.. I will kill that bastard" I ranted to her.

"You don't need to kill him, I already slapped him hard enough" she dryly said,

I chuckled at imagining that and seeing red hand print on face when I went to collect Miku definitely improved my mood but I wanted him never to disturb me or Miku again, suddenly an idea formed into my mind

"Whatever you are thinking can't be good" said Miku seeing my obvious bloodthirsty expression,

"I may have an idea which can solve our Shido problem once and for all, I just need to see one of my friends" I said to her giving a quick kiss. I went to grab keys of bike but she suddenly grabbed my wrist, when I looked at her, she was clearly worried about something.

"You are not going to do anything reckless! Are you?" she said with concern in her voice

"You don't need to worry about me Miku and I promise I am not going to do anything reckless" I said with reassuring smile while rubbing her hand.

After giving one long last kiss, I went to one of my acquaintance who works in a shop which deals in mobiles and computers but is one hell of hacker and asked him to hack into Shido's phone and search for the conversation between his father and him for failing Rei Miyamoto and saved it on my phone. (For those critics who are asking how I knew some hacker – well his shop is my property so when he rented that shop, I learned he was a good hacker, please don't ask any more stupid questions)

When next day I got into Shido's detentions, I just played out the recording in his office during detention time; he was practically white as a ghost when it was over. A part of me cherished seeing his expression and lamented for not bringing a camera.

"Now that is out of the way let's discuss what you are going to do so that I do not leak this to anybody"; I said with an amused smile clearly I was going to enjoy this, He and I had clashed so many times and with his slippery tongue he managed to get away many times but this time he was totally cornered.

"What do you want" he grounded out with gritted teeth, anger displayed on his face clear as any day.

I chuckled seeing his expression. "Nothing extraordinary just leave me and my friends alone and if I see you harassing them this recording will directly go to inspector Miyamoto" I said in serious voice just so he understands what will be consequences if my demand is not met.

He pales at mention of Inspector Miyamoto but nodded nonetheless.

"Oh one more thing me and Miku will not be doing any detententions with you so don't get any ideas" I said exiting his office

Flashback ends

I chuckled at that memory. What did you think that I was just going to give that recording to Inspector Miyamoto – no way first of all I was not someone who is good person, I have my ambition and dreams and clearly I was not main protagonist of this series, Second even if I had given the recording it would have some serious consequences like Inspector Miyamoto asking me how did I get this recording, how I knew reason of Rei's repeating year and Third if by chance Shido still didn't get fired, he would have made my year difficult in the school.

Saying goodbye to Saeko I went to parking lawn where my bike was parked, after getting early emancipation, getting driving license was child's play.

When I got there Miku was already waiting looking annoyed but her expression brightened seeing me.

"Why are you so late? I have been waiting for like an hour?" she asked with some anger but I could see she was just annoyed with me for making her wait.

"No need to be drama queen Miku, bell rung just 20 minutes ago so you would have been here for max 10 minutes. As for being late, I was held back for a message" I calmly replied

She got quiet at my explanation but eyes narrowed dangerously at me "you were with that hussy, weren't you?" she accused me pointing her finger at me.

Now it was my turn to sigh, Miku and Saeko DO NOT get along, well Miku do not get along with her while Saeko is at least polite to her. I have general idea but not the exact reason for it. I think Saeko is attracted to me and we all 3 know it. The problem is despite giving her reassurance that I will not leave her, Miku is insecure that I will leave her for Saeko.

She also got me to admit that I am attracted to her. The problem with Saeko is that she is attracted to me but can't do anything about it. I obviously can't ask them to share me as they will both leave me – this I definitely know. '(Sigh) well only few days left, after Z-day they will have no choice but to share me' I thought with an inner perverted chuckle.

"Miku you don't have to worry about Saeko, she will not take me away from you, and moreover I remember someone telling me that she wouldn't mind getting piece of Saeko during New Year celebration" I teased her giving a pointed glance in her direction.

Her face got red at that, She spluttered a bit but composed herself a bit too early for my taste "that was different and you know it, also I was drunk at that time so it doesn't count" she said with a huff and pouted cutely.

I chuckled seeing her pouting, her kissable lips were inviting me to rough them up and I was getting a little horny. I took her chin in my hand and gave a long searing kiss. When I stopped I could see her half lidded eyes burning with lust. This method usually works on her and our arguments stops after some make out.

"You were saying something?" I ask her, she snapped out of her lusty faze at my question and turned away her eyes from me.

I took her chin and forced her to look in my eyes, I told her in my gentlest voice "There is no doubt Miku that Saeko and I are attracted to each other" her eyes watered at that but I continued "but I will not leave you for her ever? Do you understand me" I ask her with some steel in my voice.

She nodded but still I could see doubt in her eyes. 'I can't clear her doubts at least she is not like other girls who leave their boyfriend if he told them that he is attracted to another girl' I mused

To make atmosphere less tense I started teasing her. I gave her a quick peck and said in some husky tone "so you coming with me or will I have to ask Saeko to sate my beastly urge?"

Her cheeks tinged a bit pink at that but a smile formed on her face, she slapped on my shoulder "you are incorrigible, do you know that?"

I chuckled and soon she joined me, I gave her a tight hug for good measure. Just like that all was well.

I quickly started my bike and we got out of school. Speeding through traffic I could feel her boobs pressing into my back and her chin on my shoulder, treasuring these types of moments made me forget just how quickly this world was going to change.

I was thinking of adding some more content in first chapter but discarded that idea

Worry not next chapter will have more content. It's about my arrival in this world.

I will update in 2 weeks but could get late due to any reasons, I do have a life outside and some obligations I need to fulfill.

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New: (While I was reading it last part looked like rushed so I added some conversation in it, at first I was thinking of writing this conversation in flashback chapters but it looked more genuine here)