D. Gray-Man Limericks
Lavi
On Remaining detached:
Lavi's not Bookman yet, thank the Lord,
Or the fangirls would be awfully bored
Without chance to be kissed
By this hot exorcist
Is there reason to stay in this world?
a Big Hammer:
Though with girls Lavi's just a bit crass
The fangirls don't care, with that ass
When his handle extends
He's the tallest of men
Just the sight makes the night of a lass
Dangerous Love:
Everyone knew that Lavi was bi
'cause when asked how he lost his right eye
He said, "I was in bed,
With this man, hit me dead-
Let's just say t'was a bad sixty-nine
Kanda Yu
First Name
Kanda hails from Japan, it is true
Aptly so, we are told he's called Yu
But say so to him
And he'll tell you you're dim
Right before Mugen cuts you in two
Affection
Kanda's never in want of a glower
So fierce even Komlin will cower
But he's got a soft spot
Though it's lodged in a pot
An unusual love for a flower.
Mr. Bangs
Kanda's sword is a source of despair
For all those who are brave 'nough to dare
To say "what a face,
And that poise, and what grace!
It's a shame he's got such girly hair."
Authors' Notes:
Co-Written by Quercus and La Romanesque
Airports seem to bring out the Irish in us. We first wrote Gurren Lagann limericks in one, and then decided to have a go at D Gray Man on this trip. These ones are a bit dirtier, but that's almost a must in a limerick. Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed!