The day I played BioShock Infinite

(WARNING: HUGE SPOILERS FOR HALO 4 AND BIOSHOCK INFINITE! DON'T GO THROUGH WHAT I WENT THROUGH!)

Chapter 1

The day I played BioShock Infinite

One day I went to EB Games and I picked up BI. But before I can tell you that story, I have to tell you this one...

Chapter 1.5

The boy who wanted GTA IV

Once there was a boy named Josh. He wanted his parents to get him GTA IV, but to this day, they never have.

"Too much violence and sex," they said.

Then, one simple day, he finally had an idea...

"What if there is a shooter that is only rated M*?"

He went to the EB Games website. There he found it...Halo 4.

"I want this one," he said to his parents.

"Okay," they replied.

That week, his dad took him to EB Games. There it was, on the shelf, for $23: Halo 4.

His dad agreed to buy it, and he could not wait to play his new game.

He had much fun for the first day or so. Then, he wondered whether the opening cutscene was live-action or CGI. He searched it up on YouTube, casually scrolling through the suggestions as it played.

Then, when the video ended, he saw something terrible...

Something horrible...

Something he should never have seen...

It was a video titled, quite bluntly:

"Halo 4 Ending: Cortana's Death"

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The next day, he returned the game to the store.

And that, my friends, is where our story begins...