Disclaimer: Don't own Legend of Zelda
AN: Zelda's alternate reaction to Link getting past the guards…..It's the sugar…
Why it's called "Legend of Zelda"
Link walked into the courtyard after sneaking past several guards with ease. There at the far end was a girl he could only assume was the princess
"Hi um I was looking for-"
"A boy? In my chambers?! How did you get past the guards?!"
"Well I-"
"EEEEEEEEEK!! IMPA!! THERE'S A BOY IN MY ROOM!!"
"Woah! Wait!"
"MACE!! MACE!! DIE!!"
"AHH!!"
Link now ran for his life in a limited space. In the process, he had trampled the flower garden. It was this point when Impa cleared the Courtyard walls and kicked Link across the room, her feet catching him in the ribs.
"Oh Zelda, by the way, the Hero of Time is supposed to come and- oh my god…."
"Hey! Look Listen! Buzz!" Navi shouted as she circled Link's broken body like a fly
Impa took Link's pulse.
"Dead"
"Dead?! the world is doomed!"
"No it's not
"yes it is! We killed the hero!"
"And that's why you're taking his job"
"Pardon?"
"You heard me."
"….oh dear."