There once was a girl named Melissa Toki Carlogan Femur. There was another girl named Sylvia Skwisgaar Bryan Windrunner and OMG they had mansions next to each other. Jeffree Star loves you.
"Wowee! There's a tunnel connecting my front yard to your backyard, teehee!" cried Toki.
"Eee! It's so long, i wanna go in there." Wolowitz appeared with his sexy man-pants covered by the bus pants he stole from Sheldon. "I'm so sad," he sobbed. "My girlfriend broke up with me because she walked in on me eating salad."
"That's hottt," seduced Andy Six.
"I agree completely and totally," sexted Jeffree Star.
"Eh. Mah. Gawwd. I want your adopted babies." Andy and Jeffree stared deeply into each other's eyes and then started feverishly making out with a teddy bear.
Oliver ran from his Hot Topic house/store next to Sylvia's mansion. He was wearing a full body fishnet.
"Ohmycrotchlesspanties," screamed Wolowitz. "I am totally not gay for you!"