How Not to Write Amian

by TheWonton

This is an example of how not to wright Amian, or any story at all. Yes, it is a bit, over exaggerated, but I've seen all of these flaws before and I decided to put it all into one fail story. A one-shot, I guess. I wouldn't write this. Review! Thanks! :

How Not to Write Amian

A/N- Hello, readers, this is my idea of how NOT to write Amian fanfiction. Myself, I would not dare to write like this. The author's notes in the story are part of the story, hence they are not bolded. The typos and grammar mistakes are all part of the parody as well.

Ian and Amy's perfect Day!(except for the Holts!)

A/N-this is 1 of my first fanfics. Not flames! Please! Thanks!

It all started on the day after Ian (A/N-he is succchh a brat!) left Amy (A/N-I feel so bad for herr!) Amy was crying in her room"I hate Ian! *sob sob sob*. He is such a brat! I can't believe he left me for dead. All I want is revenge. Stupid ian!1"

"Ian was in his mansion. He had full of reget. "I can't belive I left the love of my life in a cave 2 die. I want to viciously kill and murder mysylfe.

The next clue led every team(except the ones that were'nt there) to Hawaii. At Hawaii, Ian saw Amy on a Hawaii beach in Hawaii. "Amy will you forgive me for being a conceited stuck up jerk?" asked Ian in a voice not like his normal britishish voice."

"Yes, I will, ian my love, and the man I want to marry." Cried Amy!

Just then the Holts attacked and Ian and Amy and their power of their new relationship managed to turn the Holts into vampires (I love twilight! Isn't it great? OMG!1"

Ian willl you marry me?" asked Amy who had magically lost her stutter by magic.

"yes said Ian" "I love you."

Then Ian and Amy kissed as the sun set. They all lived happily ever after.

A/N- I want 10 good reviews before I update! If I don't get them than I mite not update! So give me good review and no flames!

A/N- Well, I would have made this parody longer, but I just couldn't stand to write in this manner any longer. As you see, there are completely unnecessary abbreviations, many typos, a lot of OOCness, and a terrible storyline. I know that not all of this applies to every writer, but I wanted to put in every flaw I've seen. Maybe I'll update it later to show how I would write it if I had to use the same storyline, but for now this is it. Thanks for reading and review!