I got these from Marauder's Dream so they aren't mine

Ok, so you simply state a way to annoy the greatest being ever lived.

like so-

Take Harry hostage and walk by Voldemort, saying, "Well, that was simple."

Laugh in Voldemorts Face about being overthrown by a one year old

Ask Voldemort why he doesn't have such a cool scar on his forehead

When he's talking about his big plan to kill harry, whisper to the death eater next to you(loud enough so voldermort can hear you), "Damn, he going to be embarassing us again."

Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.

If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.

when he's asleep draw a scar and glasses on his face in permanent marker and tell him, "Wow, dude, love the new look. Just like a certain awesome teen hero that you can't seem to kill, eh?"

Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.

Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'

Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'

Pretend to die in front of him then spring back to life shouting, "Look at me! I'm just like Harry!"
Stare at him and askes him who does his nose job for him - you'd never go to that surgeon ever again.

poke his nose and say "Thats squishy" lol

Poke his head and say 'Woah! Your bald!'

Ask voldermort where is the next election for who is in charge

Everytime dear Voldy-Poo is plotting in one of his 'evil moments' mutter things like 'you're the boss' or 'it's your funeral' under your breath, but make sure its loud enough for him to hear.

If you're brave enough, call him 'My Dearest Voldy-Poo' to his face...

When he speaking of a plan to the death eaters go up to one and say in a loud whisper, "Awww isn't he cute when he tries the whole lets kill harry potter thing."

Get a blown up picture of Harry and put it on Voldy's nightstand so he can wake up to it in the morning.

even better make sure that blown up picture of Harry shout abuse at him one mintue, then tells him how much he loves him the next...

Walk by him singing "I just killed harry potter" in the mary had a little lamb tune