I allowed a small smirk to grace my albino features as I loomed over my king. "Ya will assist meh in mah deeds, ya shall not question them when it's mah turn and ah shall not when it is ya's. Do we have ah deal?" kings glare almost made me laugh when when he squirmed defiantly against his rope bonds "Never!". I looked up and sighed "Mah contraption is just above ya, ya know." "I know! f-fine, what is it you want?!" .Here is where my normally insane eyes gained a cool disposition, I leaned slowly down to him and whispered in his ear. "A prank war."
his relieved expression was very amusing and even more so was his quiet and malevolent response. "truce against old man zangetsu?" "If ya any good, sure!" *evil cackle* his grin at that pint nearly rivaled mine, nearly. "first prank is...?" "the chicken feathers and putty". king looked around nervously but the old man was nowhere in sight "where we going to get material-" "here" . I had of course pulled him into a building, our new prank headquarters. "did i always have this place here?" was his slightly delayed reaction to the awesomeness that was our headquarters "Ya always had it, since ya pranked that tab key girl in ya sixth year at school" "Tatsuki, not tab key and wows! now lets have a little rummage for materials..." I glared at him and pulled him out of the slowly increasing pile of rubber animals, adhesives and fluff types. I put my hands on his shoulders. "Ya the king ain't ya? ya'll are practically god here just think about it k?" his response was to furrow his brows "what do you-" he was cut off by two sacks sliding towards us as the effect of gravity affected them normally.
two minutes later we were armed to the tooth with bags of prank supplies and crawling towards the old mans location . one minute after that we were running for our afterlives from a what looked like a humanoid chicken slashing a sword at us while we grinned and ran ever faster. King however was suddenly pulled out the realm by a blurred sound, to me and the old man it looked like he swirled out of existence. my dive into a building was missed by the old man as he stopped and glared at where king used to be. i looked out the convenient one way viewing window at the old man and gulped. my time was limited and i knew it by the small gales whipped up by old mans anger.
three and a half hours found king joining me in my hideout looking slightly shellshocked as he barrel rolled into the base. i smirked at him "Well king, it's ya turn to launch tha next prank! make it a good one." he stared solemnly at the wall for a few minutes . all of a sudden he whipped around, grin pretty damn near identical to my smirk. he waved his hand and immediately two bags of flour were dumped on the two of us until we looked identical in all but our eyes, a pair of contacts later and we looked identical. "Well, if tha ain't a good idea ah don't know what is! let's go-" "nah you were just going to have him guess which was me and which was you right?" at my nod he smirked "well how about instead we apologize- yeah i know that sounds weird but trust me k? i apologize then you flour him as well k-k? after that we tell him about the prank war and hope he doesn't have a stock on hand " my smirk would have made Aizen wonder if there was a rival to his evilness.
"Hey old man? about how ah pranked ya with king earlier..." "it is alright Shiro" king smirked at that and was about to reply when i jumped down with the flour held like a sword "PRANK WAR!" i yelled as i swung it over the old man. "i'm gonna do it again!" he yelled just before he dived into our base with me following shortly after while the flour obscured our movements. "good luck surviving, old man zann is brutal sometimes" king gave me a short salute and disapeared back into reality immediately leaving me to get ready for the next prank.