I am a slave to my muse... the sad thing is... I enjoy this kind of slavery!

Don't ask why I thought of this or how... the simple answer is that I'm slightly insane. That's proven if you bother reading my other fics!

Oh well! Sit back, relax, and enjoy Edo's little prank! One-shot unless my muse or readers make me write another chapter.

Another boring day in the life of a certain Edward Elric. No missions. No more tracking down the fabled Philosopher's Stone. Yep. NOO! This boredom was killing him!

As he walked back to report to the Colonel with Al, an idea popped into his diabolical little head. PRANK EVERYONE IN CENTRAL! But how...? Oh! That'll do!

"Al," Ed said in a dead serious tone, "let's prank the city!" The slight gleam of trickery went into his eyes.

"Brother... we can't. It's illegal." A slight sweat drop formed on Al's now completely human face.

"Oh yeah? Let's look it up first then."

"You honestly believe we should?"

"HELL NO! Let's go already!" Ed shouted, running as fast as he could to the Mustang's office in the headquarters.

"ED! You don't even have a plan!" Al shouted, running after him.

"Oh yes I dooo-ooo!" He almost sang.

When they entered Mustang's office, he was just sitting there... watching Riza behind her back. Slam!went the door. Both Elrics came in. Al was officially with Ed's idea now.

"Well, well. You're late, Fullmetal." Roy said in his usual snarky tone.

"Wee-eell, you know how I hate to cut in on your time watching Lieutenant Hawkeye while she's not looking, I found out about a terrorist plan!"

Everyone in the room, except for Ed and Al, went rigid. "Well. What is it?"

"They planted bombs. Lots of them!"

"WHERE?"

"In the toilets of Central City, Mustang sir." Al said. And if Al said it, then it couldn't possibly be one of Ed's pranks.

Everyone jumped up frantically. Havoc went to the phone and called the Fuhrer. "Yes sir... yeah... in the toilets... I don't see how that... oh... alright. Click.

"The Fuhrer has just made up a new emergency code. Code OH MY GOSH!"

"..."

"..."

"... really? That's what he called it?"

"Yep."

"...wow..."

Our evil plan is completely working! Ed thought.

We are so dead when everyone finds out we lied! Al thought.

The intercom went off. "Hello, this is your Fuhrer speaking-"

"Show off..." Roy commented. Riza promptly hit his arm for speaking treasonous.

"- We have a Code OH MY GOSH! in effect until we manage to de-bomb all the toilets in Central. So until then, please for the love of heaven... DON'T FLUSH YOUR TOILETS! That's all."

Out of earshot, Ed and Al had a quick chit-chat. "Great job, Brother. Now we're really in deep!"

"Aw, crap." Ed started snickering.

"It's not funny!"

"If it ain't funny, it ain't worth crap!"

"Really?" Al asked sourly. "You're cracking toilet jokes at a time like this?"

"Yep!"

A few hours later, the newly formed Central Bomb Squad had several suspicious-looking bombs. Ed and Al quickly transmuted those to keep from looking completely discredible. Ed did, however, create one real bomb without Al knowing it. He placed it in Mustang's toilet in his house.

When they 'de-activated' the bombs, the bombs opened up and said: BANG!

"Some terrorist attack, Fullmetal."

"Oh, well, you'll see fireworks later. I promise!" Ed mock-saluted.

"So, you drove everyone into a hysteria just to alleviate some boredom?" Havoc asked.

"Pretty much."

"..."

"Before you hit me... think about what I said to the Colonel."

"You put a fake one in his toilet?"

"Better! This one actually goes off!"

In Roy's bathroom.

"And flush." He flushed his toilet. BOOOOOM!A mini explosion blew up his toilet and bathroom, and knocked him into the kitchen. "FULLMETAL!"

Isn't my muse great?

Yep. This'll stay a one-shot unless I get any requests. I'll do pranks for any character as long as I know: The target, who's doing the pranking, and how much chaos you want!