Disclaimer: I don't own Legend of Zelda
An: where does Link put all that stuff when his adventure is over?
Mido walked past Link's tree house early one morning, half asleep. The pounding of a hammer against a nail woke him up.
"What in the world?"
He climbed up the ladder to see what was going on in the familiar tree house. There, he found Link looking at a part of the wall
"What are you-"
He was cut off when Link pounded in another nail into the wall.
On the floor was a large pile of things Mido had never seen before. On the opposite wall, an exceedingly long sword hung decoratively, (dangerously) over the ten year-old's bed. Mido couldn't pull his eyes away from it.
"What are you doing, Link?"
"Hm? I'm putting away some of my stuff"
"Where the deuce did you get the-?"
"Traveling"
"And the-?"
"Traveling"
"But how did you carry…"
"With strenuous labor" Link explained with a mysterious smile on his face. "Pass me that boomerang will you?"
"Where was this?" Mido asked picking it up.
"Giant fish's stomach."
Mido dropped it, repulsed. He wiped his hands on his shorts and gave Link a look that expressed most of his disgust. Link only laughed as he hung a quiver of fifty arrows. Mido let curiosity get the best of him and poked through a few chests. What he saw scared him.
"L-Link?!"
"Yes?" He replied setting up a bow next to a satchel of Deku seeds and a slingshot.
"T-there are b-bombs…i-in…"
"I know."
"You live in a freaking tree man!"
"They're not lit or anything…."
"Link!"
"Mido!" He mimicked
"What else do you have in here?!"
Link sighed as he sat on the edge of his bed
"Ok. I'm only going to go through this once. The Deku sticks are tied together by the door. The Deku nuts are in a chest on the other end of the door. The Sword ….above my bed… hang on."
Link removed the Biggoron Sword and replaced it with two shields.
"There. Those two are the Hylian Shield and the Mirror Shield. This baby is a Biggoran Sword… not sure where to put it…" He set it on the floor next to his bed. He tossed Mido the Kokiri Sword. "Here. I don't need it anymore you can have it. Anyway, that chart over there says I caught a fish 7 inches long. Over there, are three tunics, I can't wait to re- grow into…."
Mido half listened as he moved closer to a dresser. He saw a strange looking-glass that seemed to look back at him.
"Don't touch that. You'll see stuff you'll wish you hadn't."
"Like what?"
"Ghosts… stuff like that."
Mido backed away from it like it was about to blow up
"Anyway, Bombchu's are in the chest behind you, the silver Zora scale and the golden Zora scale, are in the drawer along with a letter from the Princess."
Mido stared at him as though he was speaking a whole other language. It was at this point Link wished he had a camera. Mido's eyes were bugging out of his skull and his as he stared at his friend
"Yes, I know the princess. She's really cute. There should be a cow outside."
"Why?"
"Clara needed fresh air. She's been in here for a while."
"Where did you get a cow?"
"A girl from the ranch; also cute. Those silver gauntlets over there are from Naburoo, the Gerudo leader, and that… um, remake of the Zora Saphire is from another princess. That blue Cuccu is from another girl. All this stuff… I need a bigger tree.