Why did you do that?
Teme.
It wouldn't have killed me.
You wouldn't have known that would you.
Bastard.
Always thinking you're so much better than everyone else.
Well news flash, you're not.
Not even close.
Why?
Why did you sacrifice yourself.
And for me?
I'm the dobe remember?
Sakura's going to be sad.
And depressed.
Man that's gonna suck.
I don't actually love her.
And she doesn't hate me.
We're actually like siblings.
We just act like that so the villagers don't go ape-shit.
I mean who would expect a girl to NOT love you.
She loves Shikamaru actually, something about his sexy mind or some other crap.
And I would get killed for even thinking about who I'm in love with.
I mean really.
I'm the village punching bag, and demon.
You don't know that either do you.
Yeah.
So I would totally get killed for being in love with you, hey?
Well it's too late now, you're dead.
Fucking Haku.
I really don't like him and not just because he killed you.
It's just…
He's so….
Dead…
And emotionless, he just accepts being used as a tool.
I hate Zabuza as well.
And Kakashi.
Really, we're getting chased by an S-class missing-nin nicknamed the Demon of the Bloody Mist and all he teaches us is tree-walking.
Whatever he's smoking I want some of…
It might actually work on me, seems strong enough to get over demon tolerances.
I actually hate a lot of people you know.
All the villagers apart from Teuchi-oji-san and Ayume-nee-chan.
Some of the ninja's like that asshole Ebuki.
The Council, they keep trying to get me killed, or bred from cause I've got crazy-ass chakra stores.
If only they knew who my parents were.
It's quite amusing actually.
No one knows.
I worked it out when I was six for Kami's sake.
Shikamaru hasn't worked it out yet for all I know.
Yeah I'm the son of Konoha's Yellow Flash the Yondaime Hokage Namikaze Minato and Konoha's Red Hot Habanero Uzumaki Kushina.
It's astonishingly easy to work it out.
I look just like the man for Kami's sake.
I knew I was the jinchuuriki for Kyuubi way before Mizuki-teme told me as well.
The villagers made that so hard to work out though.
I mean really chasing me on my birthday which coincidentally is the day the Kyuubi attacked and calling me 'Fox-boy', 'Monster' and 'Demon'.
You've got to be shitting me if you can't work that out.
I wonder if anyone will miss me if I became missing-nin?
Well maybe after i kill the bastard that killed you
Yeah this popped into my head one cloudy afternoon and I posted it.
It's what went through Naruto's head when Haku 'killed' Naruto in the process of losing control to the Kyuubi.
The bold bit at the end is Naruto losing control to the Kyuubi willingly. It gradually adds more effects the more humanity he loses and at the end he completly becomes Kyuubi.
Cause I figured Naruto would want to lose control and kill Haku after the love of his life's been killed and he's not going to stop himself this time.
I own nothing if I did Naeuto and Sasuke would be having hot gay sex all over the place, Sakura wouldn't be such a bitch at the beggining, Sasuke wouldn't defect, or if he did Naruto and Sakura would go with him and most of the villager's would die. And also I'd be one rich motherfucker and I could draw.
I could go on but I don't wanna run out of space.
Ja ne!