VOLDEMORT

A/n me and my friend had fun writing this so please enjoy!

Harry: his smile is as yellow as a lemon

Ron: his hair is as black as an olive

Harry: his laugh is as evil as Voldemort

Ron: ... wait

Ron and Harry: he IS voldemort.



Harry: he really wants to kill Me...

Ron: and we're gonna help him...

Harry: we are...?

Ron: ...hehe

Ron: I forgot I was Ron



Harry: I wish I never meet him

Ron: for he is a really bad guy

Ron and Harry: If we ever come face to face with him, we think that we'll scream!



Harry: I think one day he'll kill me

Ron: So he better run and hide

Harry: I should run and hide!



Harry: I wish Voldemort would be my friend.

Ron: you do?

Harry: I DO!



Voldemort: I wish you could see the look on their faces as I walk into the room.

Harry: we are really freaked out now.

Ron: so were going to run away with our tails between our legs.

Harry: our tails?

Ron: um. ya.

A/N you wasted all that time reading this why not just review?