Umm this has been kicking around my head ever since maybe two months ago when I rewatched rent. and well yea I can see more musical numbers in the future. I do not own yugioh or rent the movie or the song take me or leave me from said movie.
Sitting at the bar in Bakura's club called 'Give it to me baby' named after the spirits favourite song. Sat Jounouchi Katsuya flirting graciously with a young hot bartender.

"Pup, a word."

"What is it Seto baby?" The blond wrapped his arms around the tall brunet. Reading the look off his lovers face Jounouchi couldn't conceal his laughter. "You're jealous!"

"Damn straight, that guy in the short shorts was flirting with you! And you were flirting back!" Jealousy and angry radiated off the young CEOs voice.

"There will always be guys in short shorts flirting with me. Look at me!

Listen lover.

On that special day,

I walked down the street." Seto's eyes rolled as the blond took the stage in the underground bar.

"You weren't the only to say: "Puppy" so sweet

Ever since puberty

Everybody stares at me,

Boys, girls I can't help it, baby." The blonde's voice sang throughout the room, all his friends staring at his leather clad body.

"So be kind, and don't lose your mind

Just remember, that I'm your puppy." The brunette attempted to pull the boisterous blonde off the stage only to have Jounouchi hold him close trying to coax him to dance.

"Take me for what I am!

Who I was born to be!

And if you give a damn,

Take me baby, Or leave me!" At that time Jounouchi kissed Seto's cheek before continuing".

"Take me baby or leave me!" Pushing the brunet into a seat Jounouchi started singing again.

"A doogy in he's house

Can never see the light

This pouch needs he's spouse

baby, let's not fight" Jou seated himself in Seto's lap running his hand down the side of the older male's cheek.

"You are the one I choose,

Many would kill to be in your shoes!

You love the limelight too now, baby!" Cupping the bulge in Seto's pants Jounouchi winked.

"So be mine, and don't waste my time

Cryin', "Oh pumpkin are you still my, my, my baby?" A rough push caused Jounouchi to land harshly on the floor.

"Take me for what I am!

Who I was born to be!" Jounouchi crawled his way to chasing the brunet that was briskly trying to get a way

"And, if you give a damn,

Take me baby, or leave me!" The blond pounced on a table top and started dancing.

"No way, can I not be testy

But hey, don't you want your boy sexy?

Don't fight, don't loose your cool

'Cause every night who's here with you

Who? Who's here with you?

Kiss Dragon?" Jounouchi puckered his pouty pink lips at his CEO beau who looked like he had enough.

It won't work!

What I win I keep.

I love plans and strategies.

I make games in my sleep, baby.

I always win

Never quit.

Don't know what to do.

I hate people but I love you.

What to do with your impromptu baby?

So be swift, 'cause I can surprise,

You got a gift, so don't compromise

You're one lucky doggy!!!

Take me for what I am!" Seto aggressively got in Jounouchi's face his voice like venom.

"A control freak!" Jounouchi shot back.

"Who I was made to be!"

" A snob and under attentive"

"And, if you give a damn!"
"An unloveable moneybags" For everything Seto had to say Jounouchi retaliated.

Take me baby or leave me!

And anal retentive!

That's it!

The straw that breaks my back!

I quit!

Unless you take it back!

Gay men

What is it about them?

Can't live, with them or without them!

Take me for what I am

Who I was meant to be

Who I was meant to be And, if you give a damn

and if you give a damn you better Take me baby,
Oh take me baby or la la la leave me

take me or leave me

Take me baby, or leave me

Guess I'm leaving, I'm gone!

That's how Jounouchi Katsuya and Seto Kaiba Broke up...

I know it sucks but it was stuck in my head