Hello fellow force sensitives! I do realize that I haven't posted anything in about a month and for this, I blame life. Yup, perfect thing to point the finger at XD I would have posted something last week...then Call to Action and Rebel Resolve happened 0_0

Me: KANAN, NO! GET AWAY FROM HIM STUPID TARKIN AND FORCE OFF INQUISITOR!

Oh, why must this have been a three-parter?

Anyways, I rediscovered a song that I haven't heard in a number of years and decided to do a parody. Yup, I'm going all out fangirl, but hopefully I'm not the only viewer who feels this way. Also, somebody made the mistake of giving me a Mocha, so I'm more hyper than usual! This really helps the wait for 'Fire Across the Galaxy'. (Not)

Anyways, enjoy and empathize!


Season Finale

When the sunlight has gone and the green hills turn gray
And the day turns to evening somehow
Then I'm thinking of you though you're so far away
And I'm wanting you close to me now

Oh season finale two days away
being held back by Lucasfilm.
They won't release you early online
so near and yet so very far.

I can never forget you your all I adore
though many long moments I've tried.
I try to hack but
I'll have to do more
To bring you back into my sight.

Oh season finale two days away
being held back by Lucasfilm.
They won't release you early online
So near and yet so very far.

If I had three wishes they'd all be for you
if I had my way I'd be a Jedi
Oh the physics
if I had a lightsaber
If I weren't just a viewer I'd be fine.

Ezra and Kanan would have special fluffs
I cannot be happy till then
I have waited before
but I can't wait anymore
and I want to be with you again

when the sunlight has gone
and the green hills turn gray

epic season finale two days from now
being held back by Lucasfilm.
They won't release you early online
so near and yet so very far…

and I want to see that fiery Mustufar star.


The song is 'Faraway Cookies' by Sandra Boynton.

Ezra: *Looks at me.* Wholock...this is OCD. This is low on a fan scale as far as sanity...even for you.

Me: I CAN'T HELP IT!

Ezra: Yes u can. U have so far up to this point. What could you have seen in those trailers?

Me: YOU AND KANAN EXCHANGED LIGHTSABERS AND YOU FELL OFF OF A LANDING ON MUSTAFAR AND DARTH VADER AND THE INQUISITOR THROWS HIS LIGHTSABER AT YOU!

Ezra: So...? Why do you care?

Me: *Breathes heavily. Pulls Jim Hawkins from Treasure Planet in.*

Jim: Wholock, Silver needs us to swab the decks! What are you doing?

Ezra: Uh, who is he?

Me: *Pushes Jim forward.* Jim, Ezra. Ezra, Jim. You two are long lost brothers. Jim, this is you before Silver saved your life on Treasure Planet. Ezra, this is you pretty soon.

Ezra: Wha-?

Jim: Wholock, WHAT IS GOING ON? WUT DO YOU MEAN BROTHERS?

Me: *Eyeroll.* In simpler terms, you two are very much alike in terms of hairstyle, thinking, physical movements, goals, age, and speech patterns.

Also, if the author of 'Ignite of a Revolution' is reading is, you're not alone in believing these two should crossover:)

If anyone wants to talk about Treasure Planet or Star Wars Rebels, then don't be shy to PM me.