"You obviously can't fully appreciate the cultivation in this craft. Romantic comedies are under appreciated and put off ignorantly like a fucking blind minded asshole."
"Does being blind by sight count, because I sure as hell will never understand what the big deal with these movies are. The only credibility is that it makes you a huge soft baby ass when you watch it."
Romantic comedies were a science of great complexity to Karkat. The subtle clichés that popped up in each one were like a nostalgic theme. "Haha. My seams are tearing to shreds, I'm so fucking enthused." He rolled his eyes then quipped in quickly for additive sarcasm. "By the way, because can't tell, I just rolled my eyes so hard at you."
"Be careful Karkat. Keep those precious functioning eyes of yours safe and don't roll them so hard. Imagine if oyou couldn't watch another rom com." Terezi put her hands over his eyes which was responded with disgruntled swears from Karkat.
After shaking off the unwanted hands, Karkat turned off the TV, seeing that it would be a lost cause to try and finish the movie they were watching.
"Oh poor karbaby. If you're not going to keep watching then what will you do?"
"I'll live a real life rom com, definitely." It was obviously sarcastic. Romantic comedies were the most unrealistic depictions of lives. Nobody will ever take your flaws in hand and tell you how perfect you are. Not a single person will seek you out and kiss you in the rain, finished off with a sappy 'I love you' or funny retort. It's all too god to be true so there was the irony; the sarcasm accompanied it in due time.
"Oh I'll definitely be a part of your little movie fantasy." Terezi's voice went annoyingly soft and lightened like she was talking to a baby. Obviously she didn't mean it, simply another flirtatious jab that was accustomed to her personality. "Anyways, I have an important report to finish, one that I'll most definitely ace." She grinned then stood up and shoved Karkat in the arm. "-And lighten up sometime. Just because you don't have your perfect movie life doesn't mean you're doomed for a boring life. Well, your shirt says otherwise….Grey is boring." Her laughter rang all the way on her way out. She bid a goodbye before turning out the door and beginning the trek home.
The rest of the night was boring nothingness. Nobody cares about the process of going to bed. Literally no person, all that's too be said is that falling asleep then waking up in the morning ensued.