Attack on Silliness

by SurpriseUnicorn

What would you do if you got transported to a post apocalyptic world full of giant man eating monsters? What would you do if the government of that world forced you to join the most dangerous part of the military, the Survey Corps? Well, I decided I was going to mess with people. In case you couldn't tell from the title, this is going to be a ridiculous adventure.

1. Prologue

AN: Hello! This is my first story on Fanfiction! So exited! This idea was just bouncing around in my head as a good way to introduce my OC so I kind of just went with it! This has no real chronological order, so it might skip around a bit. Please review if there's something I need to fix. Love you all!

Disclaimer: I do not own Attack on Titan or any of the characters, except for my OC.

Attack on Silliness

Prologue: A Little Hoarse

Jean woke up with a sore throat. He groaned, his voice sounding rough and scratchy. He got up and stumbled into the bathroom and started splashing water onto his face.

"You look like shit." Connie informed him helpfully while brushing his teeth. A surly glare was a Jean could muster.

"Jean are you feeling alright? You look sick." Said a worried Krista on the way to the mess hall for breakfast.

"I just have a cold." He rasped as she patted his shoulder reassuringly.

He sat down at the table with his tray of food and sniffled pathetically.

"Hey Gene what's with the long face?" Asked Lanie, smirking as the entire table looked at him.

"I have sore throat." He muttered, not really willing to deal with the hyperactive woman's crap. "And how many times do I have to tell you, it's Jean. It rhymes with John."

Lanie stared at him, her face twitching slightly. She started giggling, softly at first but slowly getting louder until she had her head thrown back, howling with laughter. Slowly all other noise in the crowded dining hall ceased, everyone staring at her. Her laughter subsided into quiet snickers.

"Oi brat!" Called Captain Levi from the special opps table. "What the fuck is so funny."

"It's Gene sir." She said, cheeks flushed from her outburst. "He has a sore throat."

"And why is that so hilariously funny." Asked Levi, looking unamused (as usual).

"Because sir," she said, starting to giggle again. "He's a little hoarse!"

Eren spat out his coffee. Sasha started choking on a piece of bread, and even Mikasa grinned a little. Captain Levi smacked himself in the forehead.

"Those idiots." He muttered darkly as Jean started chasing Lanie around the dining hall.