Ignorance is bliss, and stupidity is ecstasy. In an over going game of shogi, morals do not exist and the genius resort comes in the form of Light's oblivious sister. Sayu Yagami. SI OC

I was born around the time I died.

Confused?

Well, I am.

It was a suspenseful, split-second death that happened to be since I went and stood in front of a building that was about to disintegrated after a momentum of building parry.

Fuckers.

The construction workers scrambled to my side to search for the remains of my half crushed body when I felt a numb sense of deja vu surge nimbly through my body. I felt like Tobito with my eye crushed and my body shutting down as I thought brisquely, 'I hope you fuckers find my will and see I got everything on my turtle, Moose.'

Then the world was black. No bright surging force bullshit. All it felt like was something pulling me from the void and then it was bedtime in the womb.

I am a blunt, prideful woman who will refrain from telling you the disgusting details of breast feeding and the feeling of recieving a belly button. To simplify for that matter, it hurt like a bitch and that was it. Don't make me humiliate myself.

My mother cradled me in her arms, humming some asain love song while I blinked myself to forty winks of sleepy time.

Simply said, I did not drift into an eighteen hour cycle of sleep. My brain is too mature to accept my bodys sleep process and basically copied my regular short drift of naps in my past life. and to battle with that theory was the pounding headache and the overdeveloped thought process that overflowed my brain capacity.

A babies head is roughly the size of a large man's hand curled into a tight fist. It only has two significant processes. To learn and to vitally live. Soak up information and then some, then eat, breathe, urinate, and babble incoherently to try and copy speech.

I went inpaticularly beyond that.

I died at 19 folks, so I'm not a happy camper.

I fussed constantly, ate savagely, and relived myself messily like a normal child. Disgusting, I noted dryly.

But important, I then mused hesitatingly.

After my eyes began to fully develop, instead of raunchy pigments was clear crystal vision after my eyes finally opened on their own.

Then I saw him.

My mother shuffled the boy to me, cooing softly.

"Here, Light-kun. You're little sister."

"Yagami, Sayu."

"Smile, Sayu." My face contorted and I burst into wails.

This was mainly a choppy test chapter, based to see your ideas and reactions to the concept. The next chapter is struggling through a series of backspaces, so for the meanwhile, what do you think? The story is a loosely plotted so there may be minor holes and inconcistences, but the grammar is legible. Sayu Yagami is originally Light's younger sister who happens to be oblivious to the Kira situation. Her views on Kira were never displayed, so I'll be running a thin line throughout the the name, Stupidity.