McGonagall's Howler
My Merlin what was the boy thinking?I knew he wanted to name his kids after people he loved who or admired who had died,but both of them on the same child?Was he trying to force my into early retirement? I will never know how I managed through the Marauders,The Weasley Twins,andThe Golden Trio,but another group of mischief makers?Godric,early retirement here I come!I would never admit Hogwarts needs mischief brings happiness to the school.I never thought nor said that.
Potter's House-After McGonagall heard of his name.
"HARRY JAMES POTTER! WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING NAMING HIM THAT?ARE YOU TRYING TO FORCE INTO EARLY RETIREMENT?I UNDERSTAND YOU WANT TO REMEMBER THEM,BUT AT THE SAME TIME?ON THE SAME CHILD! JAMES SIRIUS POTTER! HE IS BOUND TO BE WORSE THAN THE TWO OF THEM PUT TOGETHER,AND LET ME GUESS HE LOOKS JUST LIKE EXPECT HE HAS HAZEL EYES,AND HE IS BORN ON THE 27th OF MARCH?THAT WAS YOUR FATHER'S BIRTHDAY!MY GODRIC HARRY HE IS ALREADY RELATED TO YOU AND THE WEASLEY TWINS,GINNY AS WELL! I WOULD EXPECT HERMOINE WOULD TALK SOME SINCE INTO YOU!THE DAY THE FIRST LETTER COMES EXPECT AN I TOLD YOU SO,HARRY JAMES POTTER!"Then The Howler ripped itself up,and exploded into smoke.
"Well,that was eventful."Harry said a smile tugging on his lips.
11 years and 6 and a half mouths later-
Dear,
This letter is to inform you that your son J.S. Potter blew up a toilet stool in The Seventh Floor Boy son will serve two weeks of detention,and his House Points will be decreased by twenty points.
Minerva McGonagall
Minerva McGonagall,
Headmistress
There was a piece of paper tucked in the envelope.
I told you so.
Harry's fingers ran over the emerald green words,and he looked up at his wife who rolled her eyes.
"This all your fault you know."