Pein walked slowly into his room, kicking the door shut behind him.
Tobi wasn't in the base which meant peace and quiet for now.
The floorboards squeaked in protest as he shuffled towards his bed, small clouds of dust billowing up
through the cracks in the wood.
Slumping down onto his bed, Pein sighed in his tiredness.
The springs squealed annoyingly as he lay down, shifting his full weight onto the aging mattress.
His head hit the pillow, hard.
He rolled onto his back to take the pressure off his sore shoulders, as he moved his head he heard a distinct crackling sound.
Pein huffed and weighed his options. He could check whatever it was that was under his pillow which was no doubt something that would annoy him, or he could lay back, relax and ignore it.
After about 10 seconds Pein growled irritably.
He was a sucker to curiosity.
As he extracted a crumpled piece of paper from under his pillow his only thought was "What the fuck has Tobi been doing on my side of the base again..."
Uncrumpling the note hastily, Pein was confronted with untidy, bold, black letters smelling of permanent marker.
"You reading this is the first step in my evil plan"
-Love Tobi
Pein closed his eyes, a vein throbbing in his head and his eye twitching.
Words could not convey his irritability.
He glared at the note, silently wishing that it would spontaneously combust.
No doubt Tobi hadn't thought past the "first step" of his "evil plan"
Maybe for once he would let Deidara use Tobi as bomb targeting practice.