Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
I just thought this would be funny so if you like it than review and enjoy!!
"Look mommy" said Neisse running to me with a jump rope that was pink and sparkly. "I can do 50 in 3 minutes" she said giggling "do you want to see?"
"Of course I do" I said. We were all sitting in the living room watching as Neisse started jumping. When she was finished Emmitt took the jump rope from her and started jumping the rope he was singing ice-cream soda. Neisse was laughing so hared she was crying we were all laughing. After an hour he was steal jumping. This kept on going for another two hours. Rose tried to make him stop but he wouldn't "do you think his ok" she asked me "I'm not sure" I said. When he finished Neisse asked for the jump rope back but he wouldn't give it back him he would attack us. After a while we gave up and he went and did in the coat closet. He didn't come out for two days we were all getting worried.
Emmitt was never the same again he lived in the closet forever, and ever.
he called it his Don-Don-Ding. He healed it right to his chest and when we tried to take it from
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I hope you enjoyed it I thought I'd write something funny for a change so please, please review.