Light and L's epic gerbil adventure

by Sixteen clumsy and shy

PURE UNADULTERATED CRACK; DO NOT READ IF YOU CANNOT TAKE A JOKE. Light and L are gerbils...need I say more? --Writen at Three thirty in the morning--

The story that makes sense if you're half awake.

Alright…so…be warned, this story makes NO SENSE. Sarah thought of it while we were on the phone one night (I was waiting for Death Note to come on, so I was bored) and she was half awake…And so…this baby was born. :D

FINALLY we wrote it Saturday after watching Death Note…it was like three thirty in the morning…we were both tired.

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One day, in a land far away in a place we would like to call Death Noteia, the gerbil king Light was sitting on his throne of wooden chips with his pet gerbil L (yes, gerbil kings have pet gerbils); when suddenly, he turned to L and said, "Nta nta nta nta nta nta nta?"

L looked very surprised and replied with a very angry, "Nta nta nta!"

The king gerbil Light sighed and ran over to his wheel o' fun for a quick run (of fun). You see…gerbils have very one tracked minds, but Light had a two tracked mind. (1)

After his quick run was over, Light went back up to L (his pet gerbil L) and promptly SPANKED him.

L, who did not like the spanking at all, said with an angry, "Nta nta nta nta nta nta!?"

The End! :D

(1) What the fuck does this have to do with the story?