THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING AMAZING! I keep laughing when re-reading this.. And this is only the beginning too!
"A-are you sure this is safe, Verde?" A certain young future Mafia boss asked the Arcobaleno in question. He wasn't quite sure about doing this, but Verde insisted, so he eventually gave in.
He was known for not being able to say no, after all.
"Of course it's safe, Decimo. Do you doubt my skill?" The scientist looks at Tsuna expectantly.
"N-no, of course not!" Tsuna started, before muttering "But I do doubt your sanity.." Verde, not having heard this last part, smiles like only a mad scientist could smile, nods and continues by pulling Tsuna out of his house and toward his lab.
"Now, all you have to do is sit still, okay? It'll be over in..." Verde stabbed a needle in a very surprised Tsuna's arm, who let out a slight yelp of surprise. "Now."
"Thanks for the warning," Tsuna muttered softly to himself. "So, what's supposed to happen now? … Verde?" Tsuna looked around confused, as Verde had just disappeared. Tsuna sighed, got up and started going home.
"Welcome home, Tsu-kun!" Tsuna heard his mother call out from the kitchen. "Did you have fun with Reborn's friend?"
"Yeah, sure mom! I'll be in my room!" Tsuna called back to his mother, before going up the stairs to his room.
"Dame-Tsuna, you're late. I told you to wait here for me." A certain not-really-baby-hitman-anymore sat on his bed, looking at Tsuna slightly irritated as the chameleon on his fedora helped by staring him down.
"R-Reborn! Sorry, Verde kind of dragged me away and I had no idea where I was, do I had to find my way back home again.." Tsuna looked kind of nervous at the look his tutor was giving him. It basically said 'you-are-a-goddamn-moron-for-going-with-that-insan e-idiot'.
"Dame-Tsuna.." Reborn started, "you are an idiot. I expect to be told the whole story tomorrow, now get your ass into bed."
"R-right.." Tsuna murmured and lied down in bed, wondering what Verde's 'experiment' could have done to him. He was just happy he had vacation so the people at school wouldn't see him if he grew a pair of cat ears or something like that.
-about a week later-
He hadn't grown cat ears. Nothing had happened at all, actually. Life just went on as it usually did.
That is, until now.
"G-get it away from me! Tsuna! Save me!" Tsuna's mother, Sawada Nana, burst in through his door, effectively waking him up from his sleep.
"M-mom, are you okay? What's wrong?" Tsuna asked sleepily, though worry for his mother was clear.
"I-i-it was.. It was a f-fo-fork.." Nana murmured, obviously scared, letting herself slide down to the floor against Tsuna's wall.
"... A fork?" To say Tsuna was confused was an understatement. He had absolutely no idea what was wrong and was left utterly confused staring at said person. She just looked up at him, tilting her head slightly.
"Tsu-kun, what's wrong?" Nana asked, looking at her son confusedly.
"You ran away screaming... Because of a fork?" Tsuna asked his mother, getting more confused by the second.
And then a bullet flew past his face.
"R-Reborn! Watch where you're shooting that!" Tsuna shouted loudly, probably waking up the rest of the people in his house.
"Yer a future Mafia boss, ya should at least be able t' dodge a bullet." Reborn answered in a very obvious and horrible accent.
"Reborn, are you okay?" Tsuna asked his baby tutor. Confusion just wouldn't go away with all this insanity.
"What're ya talkin' about, 'fcourse 'm okay!" the tutor replied, accent not changing at all.
"Juudaime! Are you up? Juuuuudaaaaiiiimeeee!" A loud yell came from just below his window, and it was quite easy to guess who it was from. He was glad to hear at least someone was still normal.
"I love you, Juudaime!" Scratch that, that was not normal.
And this time a bullet shot through the window.
"Ya should know 't's not allowed t' love yer boss, idiot!" Reborn yelled at the, apparently in love, right hand man outside.
"Reborn! I love you too!" And another bullet went outside.
"Gyahahahaha!" The door burst open. "I shall kill all your candy, where is it!? I'll kill it all!" It was a small, very out of character cow child.
"I love you too, Lambo!" And another bullet went flying outside.
"Shut the hell up, Gokudera! Nobody loves ya!"
"Aaaaah! H-he has a butter knife! G-get it away from m-me!"
"Everybody shut the hell up!" Tsuna snapped, holding his head to try and keep out the worse than normal craziness.
…
It was quiet...
"Don't love them Hayato, they don't deserve your love!" And everyone in the room except for Nana was lying on the floor, poison cooking shoved in their faces.
"Aaaaah! I-it's plates! G-get them away from me!" Nana ran out of the house screaming.
-some more time later-
"We're done, Nono." A bunch of men in suits told Timoteo, who had heard of what happened and decided to make a mental institution for the 'Decimo-infected Insane'.
"So, the Mental Institution is done?" The men nodded.
"It is located about a 10 minutes walk outside of Namimori, we've made sure they cannot escape, there is enough space for everyone and we made sure everyone would be happy there." The men told the ninth.
"Good."
Hope you enjoyed, good luck surviving the crack that will be coming, and one person will think he's a happy-go-lucky vampire, any guesses on who? ;P
Anyway, please review, they make me write faster!
K-byyee~