GW: Hello, again readers! Since I don't have the Nausicaa movie yet, and thus can't put the story up yet, I'll start my Shrek parody, starring Lucy the diclonius!
Lucy: (no emotion) Goody.
GW: Hope you like the first chapter!
Disclaimer: I own nothing except my OCs. No flames or else.
Lucy's Life
In the darkness, a storybook with a thread of sunlight on it, opened up to reveal a story.
"'A long time ago, in a place far, far away, there lived a handsome prince. Sadly, the prince fell under an enchantment. Many brave heroines tried to rescue him, but all failed. And so, to this day, the prince still waits in the highest room of the tallest tower, waiting for his true love's first kiss.'"
There was a pause, then someone laughed, ripped the page out of the book, and said, "Yeah, right. Nothing like that happens anymore! What a load of bull-"
The last word was cut off by the flush of a toilet and the scene showed an outhouse in the middle of the woods. The person who was talking walked out of the outhouse. It was a teenage girl with short pink hair and pink eyes. She wore a red striped shirt under a black dress, red tights, red shoes, and a red ribbon around her neck. The different thing about her was the two pale horns on her head. She was Lucy, a diclonius.
She stared at her surroundings. It wasn't much, but it was the only home where the diclonius could live without being harassed by the rest of the world.
As she kept looking around her home, a voice called to her, "Lucy! Wait up!"
Lucy turned to see basically her only friends running to her. The first was another diclonius with shoulder-length bobbed hair and wearing an oversized shirt. She was Nana, a younger diclonius.
The second girl was also a diclonius. She was about Lucy's age as well with longer hair and wearing a white shirt, green shorts, and no shoes. She was Nyuu, Lucy's 'good' side.
The last one was also Lucy's age and another diclonius with curly, long hair and wearing a red tank under a black jacket, a black skirt, and knee-high black boots. This was Kiko, Lucy's friend-rival.
Although Lucy wasn't social, these diclonii were the only ones that could stand her anti-social personality and were technically her only friends. Plus, they were also hiding from the rest of the world, due to being different.
"You guys really need to lose some weight," Lucy smirked a little.
"And you need to lose that nasty attitude of yours," Kiko joked. Lucy glared, but still smiled at her friendly rival.
"Are you ready for the daily routine?" Nana said in a cheerful voice. "Nyuu!" Nyuu responded happily.
"Alright, let's go," Lucy told her friends as they started their days.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
"Glowworm666's Lucy"
Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin'
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
Lucy scooped up some water in a bucket. After taking there clothes off (they're all girls, so it's fine. No pervert jokes!), they bated themselves white using mud as soap.
Kira Vincent-Davis as Lucy and Nyuu
Sasha Paysinger as Nana
Kari Wahlgren as Kiko
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Lucy then used slime to brush her teeth. It's a little hard to find luxuries in the woods, so you make do with what you have. Once she was done, she smiled, only to break the mirror in the process.
Tara Strong as Glowworm and others
Caitlin Glass as Winter and others
David Kaufman as MB and others
Extras will come in later around chapter 3; too lazy to put all their VA's up here now
Hey, now, you're an all-star
Get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mold
Richard Ian Cox as InuYasha
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
Nana and Kiko pushed a log aside and they found a few grubs. They reached and grabbed a few.
Dakota Fanning as Evil Lilo
Moments later, Lucy with Nyuu's help was painting something on a piece of bark. After they finish, Nyuu kisses it, so it looked like it had lipstick on her. Lucy smiled at Nyuu's action and places it in front of the house. It read, 'Beware of Diclonii,' as the girls went in.
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
In a pub, an angry mob of men pour out the door. They were making plans to get rid of certain diclonii.
Hey now, you're an All Star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star
Get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Lucy uses her extra hands on her back to light a fire in the fireplace and tend to it. She and her friends smile. In the woods, the mob set fire to their torches. Lucy and Kiko settled down in recliners while Nana and Nyuu rested on the floor.
The angry mob runs in the woods were Lucy lives, trampling on the signs that say to keep out. They hear the noise and look out the window.
Hey now you're an All Star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star
Get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
"Why can't they just leave us alone?" Nana sighed as Nyuu agreed, "Why don't they?"
"Well, time for work," Kiko rolled her eyes as the girls snuck out the back-door and do what they usually have to do: get rid of the 'guests.'
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
The mob snuck through the bushes, planning that Lucy had no idea that they were sneaking up on her and her comrades. How wrong they were.
"You think she's in there?" asked Bando.
Gaston nodded grimly.
"Alright," Dash Baxter said. "Let's get her and her freaky pals!" Before Dash could go, Gaston held him back.
"Don't you know what they could do to you?!"
"Yeah, they'll suck out your soul and leave you for dead!" LeFou said in agreement.
"Actually, that would be a Hollow," a voice said from behind the men. They turned around to see a smirking Lucy behind them. She walked slowly towards them and said, "Now a diclonius, those are much worse. They'll rip your skin off and use it for clothing."
"No!" Quan squeaked. Lucy's pals came out of the shadows, smirking with their pal. Even Nyuu smiled a little bit.
"Rip out your internal organs and squeeze the jelly from your eyes with our extra hands!" Lucy then said thoughtfully, "Actually, it is pretty good on toast when you're desperate to eat."
"Back!" Dash yelled, waving his torch at her. "Back away, you weirdo!"
She gave him a deadpan look and she uses one of her 'hands' to douse the flame.
The mob gasps as Nyuu waved cutely, "You are in trouble. Nyuu!"
"Now, then," Lucy smiled, and then the diclonii glared evilly as they summoned all their hands, grabbed the men's torches, and smashed them into tiny pieces, all the while their faces were in darkness and their eyes were a bright red.
The men stood there like a bunch of pansies, shaking away as Lucy smirked and leaned forward, whispering, "This is the part where you all run away, screaming like babies."
The men obliged as they took off faster than Sonic the Hedgehog. Lucy and her pals laughed as Kiko yelled, "And stay out!"
"Lucy did good job!" Nyuu congratulated.
"I wonder though," Nana said suspiciously. "If they usually come every weekend, why did they come today, on a Wednesday?"
Lucy then spotted a flyer on the ground that one of the men dropped. She read aloud, "'Wanted: Toons, Demons, OCs, Freaks, etc.'"
"They wanted to turn us in for cash," Kiko said in a disgusted tone.
"Humans are really stupid and idiotic," Lucy said with rolled eyes as she ripped the paper to shreds with her powers. They all went back to the house to bed. Neither one of the girls meddled in the affairs of anyone, humans or not. Little did they know, something will prove them all wrong.
GW: Hoped you liked the first chapter. The extras with Donkey will be appearing when Lucy is going to go on her journey.
Lucy: Joy. More people to annoy me.
Kiko: Lighten up, Gloomy. Anyways, wait until the next chapter!
Lucy & the diclonii: Read & Review!