I found someone requesting this and I had to do it. *Snickers*
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". . ." Yukari had never seen Minato so pale before. He was typically the most calm, collected, and sweet boy she'd ever met, but right now he looked about two seconds away from a heart attack. "By any chance," Minato breathed out worriedly, "Was that once upon a time a live octopus?" Yukari smiled sheepishly, aware that behind her Fuuka was currently stabbing it with a knife.
"Holy Goddamned Motherfucker!" Junpei had shrieked, tearing out of the kitchen faster than Aegis could ever hope to imagine.
". . . Give me that," Shinji snapped, grabbing the dish and stalking outside. He was swiftly followed by breaking glass.
"Wow . . . So that is the consequence of messing up a recipe." Ryoji declared, utterly fascinated.
Aegis refused to let it get within two feet of her.
Mitsuru had simply sighed and declared it a weapon of mass destruction.
Korumaru wouldn't even look at it.
Ken just asked them if they were trying to poison him and left it at that, muttering "How does someone mess up rice?"
Akihiko took their most recent dish away in a box. That night in Tartarus, he gave the box to Death on their first encounter with him.
Strangely enough, they hadn't seen him since.
What actually happened during these times:
Minato's:
"Um . . . Fuuka? Isn't the Octopus supposed to be dead when we cook it?"
" . . . I think so. Why?"
"It's still moving."
"Oh."
Junpei:
"So a tablespoon of salt, one teaspoon baking soda . . . Is this baking soda?"
"It's glowing green. I don't think so."
"Well, lets use it anyways."
"Can't hurt."
Shinji's:
"Okay, where did we go wrong?"
"I think it went wrong when the salad started crawling, Fuuka."
"Oh."
Ryoji's:
"Think it's alright?"
"It looks fine." An explosion can be heard in the background. "Never mind."
"What recipe was this?"
"Chocolates, I think."
Aegis:
"GET BACK! BACK! YOU CRAWLING LITTLE MONSTER GET BACK INTO THE PAN!"
"Yukiko-san?"
"Yes?"
"I don't think it can hear you."
"Oops."
Mitsuru:
"Did it work?"
"If it didn't, I have a frying pan at the ready."
Korumaru:
"Dog food. Do we have a recipe for that?"
"No . . ."
"So . . . Make it up as we go?"
"Sounds fine."
Ken:
"Yukiko-san?"
"Yes Fuuka?"
"What is this?"
"It was supposed to be rice . . ."
"It ate my chopsticks . . ."
"Damn."
Akihiko:
"Alright, so what's todays menu?"
"Toast."
"Toast?"
"I don't think we can go wrong with that."
"Hasn't everything else?"
"Touché."