Hello my friends this is Abigail! This is my first fanfic. Ever. That means that I am still trying to figure out how to work the site and that this story will not be the greatest. But still please read and enjoy!

Disclaimer: I think this is how you do this... Anyway I don't own Artemis Fowl. Or Holly, Or Foaly, or anyone else except Raine, her friends and anyone else who wasn't in the Artemis Fowl series.

CHAPTER ONE: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SPECIES YOU ARE

Artemis woke up from the dead. He saw three figures standing over him. They said a few things then Artemis was put on... A centaur? They then started walking towards a castle. No, a manor. Fowl manor. His manor. The little girl walking next to him starting telling these impossible stories about these adventures that apparently he and she had had together. He was quite scared and wasn't really listening to anyone. These creatures were so strange. Why would Butler let Artemis anywhere near them? They could be dangerous! Wait, Butler. Suddenly all of Artemis's memories came back. Or at least that's what he thought.

"Butler what is going on? Who are these people? No, what are these people?" The rest of them looked at Artemis in shock.

"You remember Butler?" Asked the girl. She was extraordinarily pretty but wasn't human. She had pointed ears, very short, and had two different color eyes.

"Of course I know Butler! Now, who and what are you people? And why am I riding on your back?" He tried to get off the centaur's back and managed to succeed. He was a little dizzy at first but soon he was as graceful as he had ever been. Well actually, seeing how he has little coordination he was never graceful. Now he was just walking without tripping.

"Don't you remember me mud boy?" Asked Foaly curious about Artemis's condition. "You know, all the hacking and my awesome inventions always saving your butt?"

"I'm sorry the only person I know here is Butler. You two could be dangerous for all I know. Butler could you please get rid of them." Said Artemis.

To say Butler was shocked would be an understatement. Artemis was asking him to get rid of his best friends! He didn't remember them and whenever he spoke he used his old cold voice from when he was younger.

"Artemis how old are you?" Asked Butler.

"Fifteen, why?" Said Artemis.

"What is the last thing you remember?" Butler asked again.

"This is not important Bu-" he was cut off by Butler.

"Artemis what's my first name?"

"Butler how dare you interrupt me! Of course I don't know your first name! Madame Ko always told you never to reveal your first name. Not even to your charge. What is it with all your questions and why haven't you gotten rid of these possible threats? Artemis gestured to Holly and Foaly.

"Possible threats!" Yelled Holly getting angry. "I'm your best friend!"

"No you are not! I don't even know what species you are!" Artemis then walked to the manor by himself grumbling about, Butler, those two... Things, and his hospital gown.

"What are we going to do?" Asked Holly as Artemis walked away.

"I don't know? Holly... I think it's best that we mind wipe him." Said Foaly looking at his hooves.

"What!? He's my best friend! He's your friend! You think we should mind wipe him!? We've barely even tried!"

"Holly I'm a genius and I know how these things work. If had any memories of the people he would have remembered by now. I'm sorry but it's what's best for the people."

"I think Foaly is right Holly." Said Butler. "If he can't remember the people then we need to make him forget today. You might want to do me as well while you're at it."

Holly gasped. "No! You can't do this!"

"Holly we need to mind wipe Artemis. Although I am not wiping Butler." Said Foaly.

Holly ran away in tears.