BPOV

Wistfully, I looked out of the window. Renesmee and Jacob had upped and left to go live life without a household of vampires. They kept up regular communication, but truth be told, I think that Jacob was relieved to be rid of the smell. I was angry at Edward for sulking, I was sad to, but for the first time ever we were both vampires and childless.

A loud BANG, snapped me out of my reverie, I could here Esme scandalizing Emmett and Jasper for breaking her antique table. I guess they were arm wrestling again. Don't they remember what happened LAST time. Wow, who knew 100 year-old vampires could be so dumb.

EPOV

I can't believe that annoying mutt took MY Renesmee away. Sure she wanted to go but still… he has a bad reputation of trying to steal my girls. What a jerk. FIRST he takes Bella, and then her daughter. Jeez, I guess he likes the eyes. Bella… my dear Bella is mad at me… I guess she wants me to get over her daughter and she's calling me a spoiled prat.

"I'M SOOOO BORED!" Emmett yelled.

" ME TOOOOOO!" Alice replied. " I want to go shopping!"

"Noooooo…" Bella shouted back, as she was dragged out the door by the evil pixie.

"Shh Bella! I have to tell you something," whispered Alice, tugging on Bella's shoulder, while translating I Kissed A Girl into Russian to block me out. " Rosalie, we need you too."

I let it go and continued to mope.

APOV

OMC! What are Emmett and Jasper doing, well more like what WILL they do? They're going to pay. I can't prevent whatever it is that they are planning, I wouldn't even if I could. Their prank will bring fun into this house, maybe Edward will stop moping and do something. But meanwhile, us girls need to go shopping! Let's get some payback clothes.

BPOV

No! Not shopping! Edward, help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop moping, I know you can hear me.

"Shh Bella! I have to tell you something." Alice whispered into my ear. "Rosalie, we need you too." Rosalie was beside us in a flash, looking confused. " Tell you later, once we're out of range." We hopped into her Porsche heading towards Seattle mall.