Ozymandias:Smile for the cameras everybody.
Silk Spectre:How did he talk us into this? Dan, I want to go home.
Night Owl:Don't worry. Once we're inside everything will be find. Hey, Veidt, can we move things along?
Ozymandias:All in good time. It all comes with the territory. Besides, we already designated your charities. If you go, they loose.
Silk Spectre:Fine.
The Comedian:Hey everybody! The star of the movie is here!
Silk Spectre:Oh dear god…
Dr. Manhattan:How does the fact that your death was a principal plot point make you the star?
Ozymandias:Besides, the heroic attempt to bring about world peace by my comic book counterpart was much more important in emphasizing the author's themes…
The Comedian:Oh come off it, you blew up New York City with a giant squid.
Ozymandias:I did not. It was an entirely new life form!
The Comedian:It was a squid.
Ozymandias:I had collected the finest creative minds…
The Comedian:Still a squid.
Ozymandias:It had a mind that produced a psychic shockwave…
The Comedian:(To a reporter) That's S-Q-U…
Night Owl:I've been wondering. Why did you agree to have your character be such a heavy anyway?
Ozymandias:Because, my dear, every child with a Batman action figure needs a Joker to go with it. The principal here is quite the same.
Night Owl:But that doesn't make any sense. I mean, Laurie's action figure sold better than yours.
Ozymandias:Yes, that is true. But sadly mine did not have a Veidt Trade Mark Feel 'o Flesh action bosom.
Silk Spectre:What! You didn't tell me that!
Ozymandias:I sent you a prototype.
Silk Spectre:Yes, but I didn't FEEL IT UP!
Ozymandias:Bloody Hell, I did.
Night Owl:Me too.
The Comedian:And me.
Silk Spectre:Ew!
The Comedian:Didn't you have a feel, Blue Man Group?
Dr. Manhattan:Well… from a molecular stand point they were… well I mean their atomic structure was nothing like… okay yeah I totally felt the toy boobies. They were awesome.
Silk Spectre:I hate all of you. (She leaves for the darkness of the theatre)
Night Owl:Laurie, wait! (He follows)
The Comedian:This isn't working out.
Dr. Manhattan:I agree. The improvement to our public image based on this appearance is nominal.
Ozymandias:Oh hush, both of you. The more visible we are…
The Comedian:The less socially functional we appear to the public?
Ozymandias:Be quiet, I'm warning you..
The Comedian:Oh! He threatened me! He might be armed! Someone, please, check him for invertebrates!
Dr. Manhattan:Including Rorschach was poor planning.
Ozymandias:Why do you say that?
Dr. Manhattan:All of the paparazzi have broken fingers.
Paparazzi Reporter:YEAAHHHHH!
Rorschach:Will… not… be on… TMZ…