Title: "No Mary Sues"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: R for murder
Summary: Death to Mary Sues!
Warnings: Drabble
Word Count: 100
Date Written: 23 June, 2012
Challenge: For a Gen-drabble LJ comm's weekly challenge
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and fandoms involved in this story are ﾩ & TM Disney, not the author. Everything else is ﾩ & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.
The girl shook all over while staring at the short Pirate's gun. "What did you say her name is?"
"M-Mary Sue, Cap-Captain."
"Shoot her."
"Bu-But, Captain - "
"I said shoot her, Smee! Shoot her now, or I shall!" Smee obeyed but then looked forlornly at him.
"Do not look at me so, Smee! The girl would've killed us! Come here, and let me tell you a story of why Pirates like us need suffer no Mary Sues, Jane Does, or Billy Bobs!" Thus, Smee learned the truth of those foolish, distressed damsels who always manage to perfectly overcome everything - everything but a Pirate's gun.
The End