The Dissidia Diaries
Exerpts from diaries the warriors keep of everyday life on their journey.
Yeah, this really isn't meant to be serious at all. Just having a bit of fun y'all. Rated T for silliness, swearing, and just...well...read and find out? I'm going to try and not make anyone OOC. I can't promise anything though. If anyone has any suggestions, tips, concrit - review or pm me! Hope you enjoy...
Chapter 1 : Tidus.
Yo, Diary.
Have had the worst morning imaginable. I was put off my lunch...
Someone slipped cheese into Cecil's sandwich as we sat on the Phantom train, everyone was in there, the carriage was packed and there was no-where else to go...
Cecil told everyone at the beginning of this journey that he was lactose intolerant. Lactose intolerance and cheese do not mix. They don't mix at all...
And boy, the smells that guy can produce...it's like the world is coming to an end when he lets rip. You'd never have thought it; he looks so innocent and well, lovely most of the time. I really felt for him when Laguna announced he was going to be sick because he couldn't stand the stench any more.
Poor old Cec!
I couldn't even face up to eating my Chicken Caesar wrap after that, so I gave it to Cec to eat later. I hope it makes him feel better...
Gotta go...I'm gonna find out who did this. I already have my suspicions but...
UPDATE! I found out who slipped cheese into Cecil's sandwich. My suspicions were right It was Zidane, the monkey brained genome idiot. He was acting really weird on the train, and I heard him gloating about it to Bartz before they ran off...and both of them laughed! Wait'll I get my hands on them...I only hope they know how to run because I'm a damn good aim with my blitzball. They'll be sorry they messed with one of my closest friends, mark my words!
Tidus here, over and out – gonna go kick some monkey butt!
If anyone has any suggestions or characters they would like to see in the future, please let me know. I hope that was somewhat amusing for you all?