Warning: This South Park Fanfiction story contains very foul language, and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park which is by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.
Tornado Outbreak
Chapter 1: The Calm before the Storm
On one very mild early afternoon in the town of South Park, Colorado which some of heavy snow begins to melt away these last few warm days, the South Park Little league baseball diamond which there a baseball practice is going on right now. At the team's dug out which Cartman in his catcher uniform and gear was sitting there and busy filling his very plump face with sugary and salty threats like cookies and chips also slurping down every Gatorade that he come across while the other boys are out practicing their pitching skills right now. Around 2 o clock rolls in that is when their coach Stephen Strotch calls them in for the day which he was sitting with the other fathers on the bleachers drinking beer only in a small town. At that moment they all struts in the dugout and discovered food wrappers and empty bottles laying everywhere on the floor which they all looks pissed at cartman.
"You fucking fat ass those treats and drinks is for everyone!" Roars Kyle
"Yeah those treats and drinks were for everyone's fat ass!" All of them holler at him loudly
"I'm not fucking fat I just big-boned you guys." Sneers Cartman
"Cartman you are a fucking fat ass so quit denying it God Damnit." Said Stan
"Yeah we all know you ate those entire snacks fat boy!" Said Kenny in his baseball uniform and wearing a hat with his messy blond hair sticking out under his hat minus his worn out orange parka on at all
All sudden they felt the winds pick and begins to clouds up which it also blackening within the sky at that moment it prompting the fathers to grab their kids and can sense a major storm system is heading their way tonight.
"Oh boy I think we have a major storm system heading this way tonight you guys." Said Randy while looking up at the sky which it wants to open up at any moment
"Well then we better get the hell out of here now?!" Said Gerald
Which they can hears thunder crackles in the background and saw lighting not far away from the diamond as well too which they all got into their vehicles at that moment.
Cut to South Park City hall inside the mayor's office she was sitting at her desk doing paperwork right now while listening to her office's Television which a weather alert from news 4 which it got her attention at that moment.
"This is a Channel 4's special weather bulletin that a tornado watch is in the effect for eastern and central Colorado until 9 pm mountain time and this watch includes the South Park city limits." (V.O)
"For the mother of God can this town not be destroyed for once by anything supernatural or natural!?" Grumbled loudly McDaniels
All sudden BarBrady came walking in there at that moment which she left her vehicle at home today and drove in with BarBrady.
"Martha what wrong I know something is really wrong that I can tell in that look you are giving right now?" Said BarBrady
"Well George we are officially under a tornado watch right now." Said McDaniels
"What? I think everybody should go home early to be with their families and out of safety concerns this evening Martha." Said BarBrady
"Fine George we do it then." Said McDaniels while looking out of her office window at that moment
A few minutes later a direct order has been issued from the mayor's office for an early day release of city workers for safety reasons and to be with their families at that moment. Which Mayor McDaniels and BarBrady were leaving the room as well and the winds was whipping their hair around right now.
"Boy it is getting very windy out here right now." Said BarBrady
"Duh Gorge I know it is getting windy out here and the sky is about to open up on us at any moment!" Said McDaniels while rolling her eyes at him for a moment
At the same time inside the Marsh's home which Randy was currently freaking out with excitement and fear right now which he has his video cam with him while they are bringing emergency supplies like candles, a couple of jugs of waters , canned foods, flashlights , blankets and pillows. And they are joined by the Broflovski family, McCormicks and the Cartmans which Liane and Eric are only there because Eric messed their basement up at that moment.
"SSTTAANN! SSHHEELLYY!" Said Randy then says while holding his camera "What you think about a tornado hitting town?"
"Mom, dad is pretty annoying right now!" Roared Shelly
"Goddamnit Randy put that damn video camera down now!" Hollers loudly Sharon while she was standing by with the other moms right now
"For God's sake my dad is obsessed with something once again!" Said Stan looking very embarrassed and doing his infamous nose pinch as well too
"Ha-Ha Stan that your dad is crazy!" Said Cartman while lightly gigging at that moment due to feed on Stan's misery
"Shut up fat ass we are still fucking pissed about you eating all of our snacks right now." Said Kyle
"Oh shut up Kahl which you fucking assholes are still up in fucking arms right now over those goddamned snacks right now." Roars Cartman
"Oh boy here we go again!" Said Kenny while mumming through his parka's hood at that moment
"You damn cheap ass dirty Jew you are Kahl!" Said Cartman
"Whatever Cartman I not getting in it with you about it anymore?!" Said Kyle while giving the finger at Cartman
"Yeah Cartman just dropped it fat ass it is final!" roars Stan
To Be Continued