Chapter 1: Welcome to Animedom
A/N: First, this is under Yu Yu Hakusho, but it's really a crossover! I inserted a bunch of characters from other Animes in here. But there are more Yu Yu Hakusho characters, so I categorized it under YYH. Second, I'm introducing a new OC in this fic! Her name's Saru and she annoys me greatly, especially during English class when she yells at me and tells me to update my stories. I gave her a spot in this story so she won't bug me so much about updating my other story, which will probably backfire. Oh well. Read on, good reviewers! (HINT HINT!)
Himizu-chan: Hello everybody! Welcome to my first ever cross-over fanfiction! Joining me will be Freddy Kruger! Yay Freddy!
(A little dude wearing black clothes and a hockey mask and carrying a plastic axe and a rubber chicken comes out)
Himizu-chan: You're not Freddy! Where's Freddy?
(Himizu-chan walks around for two hours, looking for Freddy and is followed by the little dude)
Himizu-chan: Okay kid, enough is enough! Leave me alone!
(Little dude whacks Himizu-chan in the shin with the plastic axe)
Himizu-chan: Cute. Why don't you go cook that bird since you seem to be serving no real purpose except for ornament and you're not particularly good at that either.
(Little dude pulls out a chainsaw)
Himizu-chan: (OO) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RUN AWAY! (Runs away)
(Little dude chases Himizu-chan everywhere)
Himizu-chan: ROLL THE DISCLAIMER TAPE!
Disclaimer: I am poor. I own only my computer. Don't sue me. I own no animes, movies, soda companies, or anything. Poor me. (TT)
"Hey, everybody, you guys will never guess who I found out…side…" Himizu trailed off timidly as she walked in leading Inuyasha, Kenshin, and Karou. Her eyes widened in horror as she viewed the chaos around her.
"We probably would…" Ryouko told her, her eyebrows twitching. Kitsune only nodded dumbly, holding her head in her hands, looking as though she needed a whole bottle of aspirins (And that's bad, kids, don't take pills. Drink caffeine.) Saru was the only one who seemed to be enjoying herself, as she was currently engaged in stealing Hiei's katana and trying to chop off Kuwabara's head.
Their agony was justified. The room was crowded with various anime characters including Sesshoumaru, Sango, Miroku, Koga, Ranma, Akane, Ryoga, Kuno, Shampoo, Mousse, Conan, Rachel, Heiji, Richard, Sanosuke, Yahiko, Megumi, Robin, Starfire, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven, Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Botan, Keiko, Shizuru, Yukina, Genkai, Koenma, Jin, Touya, Rinku, Chuu, Mitari, Hagari, Amanuma, Kaito, Kido, Yanagisawa, Koto, Juri, and George the Blue Ogre.
"Wow! We're gonna have an interesting time here…" Himizu looked slightly alarmed as she watched the Anime characters engaged in various activities including, but not limited to, screaming at each other, flirting with members of the opposite sex, destroying the room, drinking Mountain Dew or sake, setting random fires, and flooding the house. "I don't know whether to call the police, call the fire department, call the House of the Nutcases, or head to high ground," Himizu added. Ryouko began to curse, or at least, we think it was cursing. Since she was underwater (six feet high and climbing!), it was hard to tell. Meanwhile, the ceiling was on fire.
"Let's do this instead…" Kitsune snapped her fingers and the water level began to recede. And now instead of Ranma, Shampoo, Ryoga, and Mousse, there stood a red-haired girl, a cat, a black pig, and a duck. The cat meowed aloud and jumped onto the girl's head. The girl immediately began to scream and she ran into a wall. Kuno raced forward to scoop her up, crying about his beautiful pig-tailed goddess. Akane kicked him in the gut and poured hot water on the girl's head, turning her back into Ranma. The duck began to chase the cat, but ran into a wall and its glasses fell off. The pig squealed in agitation and the cat ran towards Himizu. In a quick motion similar to karate, Himizu sent the cat flying out the window. Then she sneezed.
"I hate cats," she muttered.
"But I'm sure you can't resist the face!" cried Beast Boy, transforming into a cat and staring up at her with giant cute-cat eyes. Ranma began clawing at the wall in an attempt to get away. Himizu repeated her earlier motion and sent Beast Boy the cat flying out the window. He poked his normal head back in. "I can't believe it. You resisted the face!" he cried, looking horrified.
Kitsune snapped her fingers again and the fire on the ceiling was quenched. Hot water was also dumped on the duck, the pig, and the dazed-looking cat. All of them had clothes on, even thought they don't in the manga, but this is a PG-rated fic! They have clothes! Get over it! Mousse, Ryoga, and Shampoo were back. And Ryouko's house was still a mess. Even a nuclear war zone didn't look as bad as her room.
Ryouko was rocking back and forth wordlessly, having run out of curse words while she was underwater. Kitsune snapped her fingers again and the room was clean. Then Himizu snapped her fingers and Ryouko's room vanished. In fact, her whole house vanished. IN FACT, her whole neighborhood vanished. Saru looked around, highly impressed.
"Very nice…" she said, grinning.
"NICE! NICE? THIS ISN'T NICE! WHERE'S MY HOUSE!" cried Ryouko.
"Poor thing… so traumatized. It'll be okay," Himizu told her. "All I did was teleport us to a field."
"Why did you bring us to a field!" demanded Hiei. "Why didn't you bring us to a forest!"
"Because then it would be too easy for the Cosmic Sheep to find me," Himizu told him. Saru quickly punched something into a cell phone, muttering about tracking devices and promotions. "And since we have guests, don't you think you could be nice to me for once!"
"No."
"It was worth a try," Himizu said with a sigh, leaning against Mitari's shoulder, making him look highly startled.
"This is so pointless," Raven grumbled. Hiei nodded in agreement.
"Pick, pick, pick, cheese crackers!" exclaimed Himizu. "Come on, let's satisfy this whiny lot!" She, Kitsune, Ryouko, and Saru snapped their fingers in unison and a giant mansion appeared in front of them.
"This mansion has over 100 rooms," Kitsune declared, sounding like a real-estate agent. "It has all the most modern conveniences, including an automated kitchen, twenty big-screen TV's, all the videogames you can think of, fifteen computers, all connected with wireless internet, ten different phone lines, dozens of beanbags, giant pillows, and couches, a pantry stocked full of junk food, and three refrigerators full of pop and lemonade, with one whole fridge just for Mountain Dew… In short, everything that anyone could ever want in their entire existence!"
"AWESOME!" all the anime characters screamed, and they began to run into the house.
"STOP!" yelled Ryouko at the top of her voice. All the characters screeched to a halt at the threatening tone her voice carried. "We are going to have some organization now!" she continued. "The mortgage on this mansion is unbelievable and the last thing we need is for you guys to go in there and mess it up! So everyone is getting divided into groups to prevent furthers disasters! Each group will be headed by one of us!" She gestured to herself, Himizu, Kitsune, and Saru. "Ladies," she said to her friends, "shall we draw straws?"
"Um… how about let's not," suggested Saru. "Let's go with Himizu's idea."
"Himizu had an idea! Gasp in horror!" exclaimed Ryouko.
"Ha ha ha, very droll Ryouko," said Himizu, hitting Ryouko probably a good bit harder than necessary. "But I did draw up a table dividing up those guys into four groups."
Ryouko, Kitsune, and Saru all peered over her shoulder. "It looks good, but maybe if you put Kuwabara in that group instead…"
"Yes, and then move Yusuke from that group and put him in this one… Ooh, and put Koga over here! And put Ranma and Kuno there, with Akane!"
"Make sure you put Sango and Miroku in the same group… and Shampoo and Mousse! And don't forget to put Raven in that group… Ooh, that will be interesting!"
"Why does Sessha get the feeling that this will create more chaos than if we just ran inside?" wondered Kenshin.
"Probably because it will… muttered Sano. "I've met some loonies before, but this is ridiculous. They take the cake!"
"Sessha agrees, de gozaru yo!" Kenshin exclaimed.
"WE HEARD THAT!" the girls yelled.
"Okay, here's how we're going to divide up! If you have any objections, take it up with that nice big rock over there, 'cause we won't listen!" called Saru.
"Why should we listen to you!" Yusuke objected.
"Because if you don't, I will use this!" And Saru whipped out Hiei's katana.
"THAT'S MINE! Baka ningen!" exclaimed Hiei, seizing it back. Saru growled and snatched it back. Hiei seized it and jumped into a tree.
"Wait a tick! What's the tree doing here! Stupid trees, always growing where no trees are supposed to be growing, it's really quite ridiculous!" And Himizu snapped her fingers. The tree vanished. Amazingly enough, Hiei floated gently to the ground and was completely unharmed. "Great, now he defies the law of gravity! What else can this punk do?" wondered Himizu.
"I can kill you…" suggested Hiei.
"Not now, Hiei, she's very helpful in paying the mortgage. Now can we please divide them up in the groups, which we have decided upon… NOW!" asked Ryouko, her voice rising a few octaves. Apparently nearly getting your house destroyed makes people testy.
"All right," Saru yelled out, taking control. "I'll group this in order of animes. When I call your name, go to the authoress that I tell you to go to."
"Hang on, that's my chart! I should be the one doing this!" exclaimed Himizu.
"I was the one with most of the ideas! I should be in charge!" cried Ryouko.
"But I called it first!" exclaimed Saru.
A nice catfight started, ending with Himizu jumping away with the notebook while Ryouko and Saru attacked each other. Himizu cleared her throat, and was promptly tackled by Inuyasha. He snatched the notebook and took off towards the mansion. Himizu stood up slowly and reached into her sweatshirt pocket. An earsplitting voice pierced the air.
"INUYASHA, SIT BOY!"
Inuyasha fell over. "Kagome, you wench, where are you!" he exclaimed, in high aggravation as he searched for the notebook. Starfire landed in front of Himizu holding the notebook.
"Here is your notebook, Himizu. Now would you please read the groups so that we may go inside this elegant house and play games and spend quality time together talking and eating not-cotton candy or nuts of dough!" she chirped with a huge smile on her face.
"Thank you Starfire. And Inuyasha, Kagome sends her apologies for not being able to come, but she has exams, which the four of us should probably be studying for, but we're not. That's not the point. The point is that Kagome very kindly made something for me when I mentioned that you might be visiting." Himizu pulled out a tape recorder, hit Rewind, and then hit Play.
"INUYASHA, SIT BOY!" echoed through the field once again. Inuyasha fell over again. Himizu then amused herself by pressing Rewind and Play over and over again, causing a small crater about ten feet deep to form from all the times that Inuyasha was Osuwaried.
Kitsune seized the notebook and called out, "All right, we'll do Case Closed first! Conan and Heiji, go with Ryouko, Richard, go with Himizu, Rachel, you come with me!" The four people obeyed promptly. Ryouko glomped Heiji and ruffled Conan's hair. Kitsune greeted Rachel cheerfully. Saru looked pissed because she had no one in her group, and Himizu looked cheesed because she thought Richard was an idiot.
"Next, Inuyasha! Inuyasha, you go with Ryouko, Koga, you go with Saru, Miroku, you and Sango go with Saru also…"
"WHAT? SPEND THE DAY IN THIS COOL MANSION WITH THAT LECHEROUS MONK! I DON'T THINK SO!" exclaimed Sango, looking highly pissed. Miroku ignored her and walked up to Saru, clasped her hands, and asked if she would bear his child.
"I DON'T THINK SO, MONK!" exclaimed Saru.
Miroku tried this on Kitsune, she gave him an icy glare and turned him down coldly. Ryouko kicked him in the crotch. Finally he hobbled over to Himizu and asked her to bear his child. Her eyebrow began to twitch.
"You are disgracing monks and priests. Next thing I know, you're going to be buying Neverland from Michel Jackson. I am going to kill you now." And she slammed him on the head with a nice heavy baseball bat, cracking the bat in half.
"If I may continue…" Kitsune growled, ignoring Miroku's whimpers. "And Fluffy-san is coming with me!" she finished, glomping him energetically. Sesshoumaru winced.
"Next, Ranma 1/2! Ranma, you, Akane, and Kuno will be in Saru's group!"
"Fun, fun, fun," said Saru sarcastically as Ranma and Kuno promptly began fighting for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
"Ryoga, you go with Ryouko, Shampoo, you and Mousse go with Himizu!" Kitsune finished.
"But Shampoo want to be in group with Ranma. Shampoo no like Mousse!" Shampoo protested.
"But Shampoo, darling, we were made for each other! This is fate!" Mousse cried energetically, attempting to hug Shampoo, missing, losing his glasses, and crashing into Himizu.
"Lama me!" Himizu wondered.
"Next, Rurouni Kenshin! Kenshin, you go with Ryouko!" Kitsune called. Himizu hissed in displeasure, but cheered up at Kitsune's next shout. "Sanosuke, go with Himizu!" Himizu nodded in satisfaction, then passed the tape recorder to Kenshin, telling him to give it to Ryouko, winking at her. The two girls exchanged evil grins.
"Karou, you and Megumi come with me, Yahiko, go with Saru!" Kitsune finished. "Next, Teen Titans! Oh, this one is easy! Beast Boy, Cyborg, and Robin go with Himizu and Starfire and Raven go with Ryouko! And last, but certainly not least, Yu Yu Hakusho!"
The entire Yu Yu Hakusho gang collectively groaned. They were the only ones who had experienced adventures with the girls before and none of them had been pretty, so there was no reason to look forward to this one.
"Yusuke, Keiko, Botan, Koenma, you come with me!" Kitsune called. "Kuwabara and Yukina, go with Saru!"
Hiei growled, but Kuwabara was ecstatic at being placed in a group with his beloved.
"Kurama-sama, you're in my group, of course, Hiei, you're in Ryouko's group, no surprises there…" Hiei growled again. "Jin, Kaito, and Kido, you're all in Ryouko's group too, so now her group is complete! Touya, Chuu, Shizuru, you're in Saru's group, so now Saru's group is complete! Ogre, Shizuru, you're in Himizu's group, Koto, Juri, you're in my group, Yanagisawa, you're in Himizu's group too! And to finish this off, Hagari, you're in my group, Rinku, Amanuma, and Mitari are in Himizu's group! Any questions? Good! Let's go party!"
"Mitari!" exclaimed Himizu, glomping him. Placing him on one side, Sano on her other side, and Amanuma next to Mitari, she marched in, chattering away at well over a mile a millisecond. "We're gonna have so much fun here, this mansion is without a doubt the coolest place ever built, Sano, you will love the training room, we get swordsmen in there all the time just so they'll train and we watch because that's really cool, and Amanuma, you would not believe our videogame selection, I'm so gonna whip your tail at pinball, and our snacks are unbelievable, there's about five billion tons of sugar in that house, and we have our own theater, Mitari, you would not believe it, but nothing depressing like Chapter Black, no we have good movies, like The Emperor's New Groove, Miracle, tons of James Bond movies, and Monty Python movies too of course, you guys are so going to love it here!" she finished rather breathlessly.
"Himizu, STFU already!" exclaimed Ryouko. Then she turned to her group. "She is right though, we have everything you guys could ever want. I don't really know why we have a training room, but we do and that's just one of the many perks around here. By the way, Himizu, thanks for the tape!"
Himizu gave her the thumbs-up sign. "I'm sure you'll find some good uses for it!" she replied. Then she clapped a hand to her forehead. "Crap! I almost forgot!" She ran off in the direction of a fence, which was decorated with sunshines, rainbows, and flowers. She ran in the gate and a loud snarling ripping sound started almost immediately. Himizu came out, hands bleeding crazily. "The killer plants are alive and well," she reported, wiping away the blood calmly as though this was an everyday occurrence. Everyone except Kitsune, Ryouko, and Saru fell over at that statement. "But they want more ferrets," Himizu finished.
"Crap! We just fed them a week ago! Where do they put all those ferrets?" wondered Ryouko.
"No kidding. Especially since they don't even have mouths…" Saru added.
"Well, they want ferrets, we'll give them ferrets. Earmuffs on!" yelled Kitsune. And the four girls marched towards an unobtrusive and barely noticeable shed next to the fence. Ryouko paused and looked back at the stunned Anime characters.
"You guys may want to close your ears," she advised them. The girls armed themselves with whips and cattle prods.
"Here we go…" whispered Kitsune, throwing the door open. "HIYAAAA!"
"WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! MAKE THEM STOP!" everyone screamed.
"We can't. That's the whole problem. Meet the singing ferrets," Saru said with a forced grin.
"Mutated ferrets that breed like flies, sing like dying cows, and have the brains of a certain retarded talking sponge on a certain retarded TV show," Ryouko continued.
"Started as a joke, turned into a mistake, became an epidemic, currently used as plant food for my killer plants," Himizu added.
"And never let them watch cable!" yelled Kitsune dramatically. Everyone fell over again. The girls chased the singing ferrets into the fenced area and everyone waited. They didn't have to wait long.
"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! … AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" A loud ripping sound of so many singing ferrets being eaten by killer plants floated out like music to their ears.
Himizu smiled in satisfaction. "There is justice in the world."
"Can we cut the chat and go in already?" asked Saru impatiently.
"All right, well, we're organized, so… LET'S HAVE A PARTY!" yelled Kitsune. Almost immediately a giant sound system appeared in the windows of the house and started playing Who Let The Dogs Out at about 500 decibels. Everyone cheered and charged into the house.
Himizu-chan: (running from the little dude with the chainsaw and screaming into a walkie-talkie) IS ANYBODY THERE? HELLO! HELLO!
Walkie-Talkie: Hello?
Himizu-chan: Secretary! Get me security! On the double!
Walkie-Talkie: (Is silent)
Himizu-chan: Wait a minute! I don't have security! Or a secretary! Who am I talking to then?
Walkie-Talkie: Your worst nightmare.
Himizu-chan: A talking walkie-talkie?
Walkie-Talkie: …
Himizu-chan: (Still running from the little dude with the chainsaw) READ AND REVIEW!
A/N: The killer plants came from an odd incident where I got my hands cut up by these evil sharp plants… And the singing ferrets are the product of my twisted mind. Mwa ha ha ha ha! Ahem. Heh heh. Read and Review!