DAD, YOUR PAPERS!
Chapter 1: The beginning of the trouble
Lol this is my first time and I can't believe my first story turns out to be Dante and Vergil's childhood tale (They are nine years old in this story). Please don't be angry if you think my story is weird and stupid. I am going to do my best to make this story! Have a fun reading and please review! I don't own anything and DMC is belong to Capcom XD TTTT Enjoy!
On a typical and ordinary day, just as Sparda finished writing his story in his study room, he heard a knocking on the door and a soft voice coming from outside. "Dear?" It was Eva.
"Yes? The door wasn't locked, you can come in." Eva opened the door. "What is it, darling?" Sparda noticed the big smile on her face. A creepy and scary one. Years and times he spent together with her after sealing Mundus away had taught him an important experience, whenever Eva want something or up to something no good, he can tell it from the look on her face or from her actions.
"Well, Honeey… I'd been thinking of visiting my parents this month." Eva put on her best smile, it was even creepier than just now.
"I see. I don't mind I go with you? Maybe we can bring our children as well?"
"Oh noo, Honey…! I wanted to spend some times alone with my father and mother… and I'm leaving for two months. You can take care of the children…" T-A-K-E C-A-R-E O-F T-H-E C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N… The words buzzing inside Sparda's mind like flies. Last time Eva went out for a day, the twins had destroyed Eva's precious garden because they'd been working their rocket experiments and things didn't go well as they planned. Their rockets exploded the whole garden like if a small nuclear bomb had dropped on it. But when she came back, she had gone really MAD. Not to the children but to HIM. He prefers to fight Mundus and his demons again than taking care of those sons of Destruction and Trouble!
"So… when are you leaving?"
"Oh, tomorrow."
"TOMORROW?!" His voice echoes around the whole house. Dante was playing his ps2 station in his room while Vergil was doing his schoolwork. "Hey, Verge. Did you hear something like Dad's voice?" Because the sound volume of the ps2 station had set a little bit too high and Vergil swears he couldn't hear anything.
"No, it's probably you played your precious ps2 too much." Vergil turns around to face Dante and raised an eyebrow. "Dante, if I haven't made a mistake. We're going to pass up our Science Project and Mathematic tomorrow and you still haven't done anything yet."
"Oh yeah? How can you be so sure about that?" Dante pulled out something alive and wriggling. It was a monstrous eater plant. It got no eyes and two legs, it has the same height as an ordinary dictionary. It senses that someone or something around beside its master (Dante), which appeared to be Vergil. The eater plant did not like Vergil very much so it hissed at him. "Ooo… Looks like little Becky doesn't like my dear big bro very much." Dante struggled to keep Becky wriggling out of his grip.
Vergil just stared at the monster plant. It was the ugliest thing… no… creature on Earth he ever seen. After some time, he managed to break his silence. "Dante, how the heck did you found this ugly creature?! I thought our Science teacher told us to bring something like butterflies, beetles or something else! Not something like that ugly creature!"
"Hey! The name is Becky!" Dante retorted. "Teacher says she wanted us to bring some rare plants if we can! And Becky is just fine for the subject!"
"Fine, fine! How did you found it anyway?!"
"Well, remember the rocket experiments we done last time?" Dante reminded Vergil.
"Hmm… Yeah, we blow Mother's garden up."
"Bingo! Becky is only a small and ordinary tree at that time. Our rocket experiments may have failed but I believe the explosion somehow turns it into a living, breathing Becky!" Dante explained and Vergil's eyes go wide.
"Then how come I couldn't see it after the explosion?!"
"Me too! I found Becky wriggled out from the earth when I tried to sneak out of the house at night."
"Impossible! What have we done? I thought I'd followed the instructions rightly! I still couldn't figure out the reason till now!" Vergil grabbed the list he had thrown it days ago from the dustbin.
"You did. But I don't." Dante grinned. "I thought if I added some more ingredients, the effect will be more powerful! And I also did the same thing to your rocket."
"What kind of rubbish you had added?!" Vergil bellowed at Dante.
"A couple of dead mice, a small cup of beer 'borrowed' from Daddy's… and… and…" He started to blush.
"And WHAT??!" Vergil yelled at him, he was boiling with rage. Because of Dante's 'great help', he ended up with a failed rocket experiment and a Becky in his room.
"Mom's… pink laced bra." Dante blurted out, his face turns as red as tomato. Vergil sweatdropped.
"Wha… what…? Mother's going to be upset and mad if she find out. Dante, where did you get this idea from, eh?! From another planet?!" Vergil tried to grab his twin brother's shirt but Becky bites his hand. "Oww!"
"Gees… Sorry. I promise I never, never, never do that again! Vergil, big brother… please… please don't tell Mom or Dad!" Dante looks at Vergil with his going-to-cry eyes.
The elder twin thought for a minute and grinned evilly.
"Okay, but you gotta promise me you'll do everything as I say. No more stealing my saving money, pizzas and my clothes. No more throwing paper planes, plates, knifes or something else when I'm not watching. No more stabbing me with something sharp when I was sleeping. No more dressing me with girl clothes or put Mom's make up on my face when I take a nap. No more taking pictures of me when I'm dressing or sleeping and sell the pictures to those girls from our school. No more catching me in the shower with your brand new digital camera and post it on YouTube. No more…" Vergil noticed Dante was almost half asleep, Becky suddenly escaped from his grip and ran out of the room. "And NO MORE ugly creatures like Becky in The House!! Wake up you stupid idiot!!!" Vergil dragged Dante out of the room by pulling his ear.
"OWW!!!! That's hurts!!!!!!!!!! You're mean, Vergil…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dante cried.
"And your mean Vergil wants you to catch that ugly creature back and killed it before Mother and Father find out!" Vergil shouted back. "Where the heck has it gone to?! Great, now we lost it!"
"The name's Becky! B-E-C-K-Y! And it's not ugly, it's a beautiful masterpiece!! It's my new pet!!!" Dante tried to defend his pet.
"Actually Dante, how did you manage to hide that thing until now? Surely you can't hide it under the bed all the time."
"Well, I hide it in the store room cos no one, even Mom would use it every time." Dante smiled. "Besides, Becky loves those mice in there. It can eat twenty mice a day!"
"Quit your nonsense and spilt out searching!" Vergil took a broom and walked off.
"Oh no, you're not really gonna kill poor Becky, aren't you?"
"Watch me, I will."
After waiting Vergil's gone out of his sight, Dante went to a sofa and whisper softly. "Becky, you can come out now. That mean old Verge is gone." Becky crawled out from the under and throw itself into Dante's arms. "Easy there, dude. I will protect you from that evil brother of mine. I need to find a new place for you soon, my room isn't safe now." Then he heard a familiar voice behind him.
"You don't need to, because that thing is going to die! I knew I can't trust you to do anything!"
"Aww, Verge… Why can't you just let me keep poor Becky? I promise I'll take good care of it! Please? Double please? Come on man, don't be a meanie!" Dante pouted angrily.
"Mother would be freak out if she sees that! Besides I don't like that thing either!" Becky hissed at him as if it threatens to bite him again.
"You'll used to it soon, dummy! Are you gonna let me keep Becky or not? Vergil… please listens to your dear little brother this time. Please?" Dante spoke very seriously this time.
"… Okay, but I'm not gonna take any responsible if our parents find out." Vergil finally gave up. "That thing must sleep inside the closet at night, I'm not gonna let it crawl onto my bed and bite me." Dante leaped onto Vergil, causing him to fell down. "Oww!! What did you do that for?! Get away from me!!"
"Oh Vergil, I'm so happy! Thank you so much!" Dante hugged Vergil hard. "Here are the photos I took yesterday while you're not watching. I was going to sell to the girls tomorrow but now I changed my mind." He gave Vergil some photos of himself… dressing. Some are the photos of Vergil is sleeping without his shirt on (And his sleeping poses were enough to cause the girls to nose bleed or faint, even he was only nine years old! 00) "See you later, Verge!" Dante picked up Becky and run off before Eva came to see what happen.
"Man… I'm so going to kill that fellow…" Vergil crushes the photos and threw them in the dustbin. "I hope that ugly creature doesn't cause any troubles soon."
When it's time for dinner, Dante hides Becky in the closet. Becky always wanted to follow his master around but Dante was firm and insisted. So it stayed and waited for his master to bring some food back later. Eva told the twins about her visiting tomorrow.
"Oh, that's super!" Great! Mom's going for two months! I can have some real 'fun' now! Dante thought happily. But Vergil looked gloomy and unhappy.
"Aw Mother… Can't I come with you too? I don't want to stick with THIS… so often." Vergil glared at Dante.
"No, Vergil dear, you must go to school tomorrow. And you must look after your brother, even though he's gonna be a bit more mischief after I'm gone. I know you can do it and I trust you." Eva smiled. "And you too, Honey." She kissed Sparda passionately and he returns her an even more passionate kiss.
"OH YUCK!! THAT WAS GROSS!!!" Said the twins together.
"Blea……yuck! I think I'm gonna be sick! Fake cough" Dante quickly snatched away some meat. "I'm done!" He walks away quickly so that Eva couldn't see the meat on his plate.
"Me too! If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room!" Vergil quickly joined Dante.
In the twins' room, Vergil watched Dante feeds Becky happily. "Dante, are you really sure that you're gonna take him to school tomorrow? What if that creature tries to bite other students or the teachers?"
"His name is Becky, not 'that creature'! I will watch him carefully, I'm gonna make him become popular in the school."
"Yeah, whatever you want him to become. By the way, have you seen my Mathematic? I can't find it!" Vergil searched his drawers and his schoolbag.
"Oh, you mean this?" Dante held out a book, it has a scratch mark on it. "I haven't finished mine yet, so I borrowed. But just as I finished copying… Becky jumped up on my desk and makes a scratch on it…" He said in a small voice. "You're not gonna kill me for this, riiiiight…?"
Vergil just stared at Dante with burning flames in his icy blue eyes and his 'want-to-kill' level is increasing…
Chapter 1 ended.
Well, what do you think? Please review and tell me. I'm working on chapter 2 right now and I'm going to post it soon!