Chapter 1
It was a sunny day outside while Shrek and his friend Donkey were hanging out in the town square. "It's a good to go outside and just chill isn't it." said Shrek. "Yes it sure is." said Donkey. "So Shrek how's it been going with that Fiona chick?" said Donkey. "Pretty good we might be getting married soon." Said Shrek. "That sounds great." said Donkey. As Shrek and Donkey were talking a group of familiar faces were walking in the distance. It was the Hatsunes! "Hey Shrek look who's here." said Donkey. "Oh not those guys." Shrek responded. "Man I hate them always coming over here and starting fights." said Donkey. "We should keep calm and not say anything then that way there will be no fighting." said Shrek. "I'm not sure if I can do this Shrek you know I have a short temper." Said Donkey "Don't worry it'll all be ogre soon." Said Shrek. Suddenly the Hatsunes walked up to the two friends and spoke to them. "Hey I'm not sure if you noticed but this is our turf." Said Goku. "Hey can you just cut us some slack we didn't even know this was your turf." Said Shrek. "Hey listen up I don't need to take crap from an ugly ass ogre like you." Said Goku. "Now get the hell outta here." Said Goku. Shrek began tow walk away from the scene while Donkey stayed. "Donkey what are you doing." Asked Shrek. Donkey stared at the Hatsunes while they were walking away and said. "Eat shit and die!" The Hatsunes stopped and turned around. "You picked the wrong day to fuck with me." Said Goku angrily. "Look what you've done Donkey now we gotta fight those bastards." Said Shrek. Shrek pulled out his lightsaber and prepared for battle. Goku jumped in the air and tried to punch Shrek but Shrek kicked him back down. Goku charged up a kami ami ah and fired it at Shrek. Shrek deflected it with his lightsaber and sent it straight back to Goku. However Goku dodged the attack. While Shrek and Goku were fighting Donkey was fighting off Luffy and Naruto. Donkey was firing an AK-47 at them however they were able to dodge the bullets with their cat like reflexes. While this fight was going on all of the towns folk fled in terror. "Fighting these guys is too damn hard we need back up!" Shouted Donkey as him and Shrek were hiding behind a building. "Okay I will." Said Shrek as he took out his phone and called his father. Meanwhile at the Ogre kingdom Shrek's father received the message. "My son is in trouble we must help him!" he shouted as all of his soldiers grabbed their weapons suddenly Lord Ogre and all of his men arrived to the scene. "Oh shit it's the Ogre army." Said Goku. "We're screwed." Said Luffy. "Father thank heavens you came." Said Shrek. "Are you the sons of bitches who were trying to kill my son." Said Lord Ogre. "What the hell is going on here." Said Lord Hatsune as he arrived with his men. "Uncle you received my message this guy's son was trying to kill us." Said Goku. "That's bullshit and you know it." Said Shrek. "No you're bullshit." Said Goku. "This is my swamp!" yelled Shrek. Shrek's loud thundering voice silenced Goku. Suddenly Lord Ogre and Lord Hatsune stepped towards each other. "Well well if it isn't Lord Hatsune." Said Lord Ogre. "Haven't you harassed my son enough?" said Lord Ogre. "Haven't you harassed my nephew enough?" said Lord Hatsune. "You Hatsunes disgust me." Said Lord Ogre. "Touché." Said Lord Hatsune. The two lords stared at each other with very unhappy faces. "Alright men let's go home." Said Lord Ogre. The two families left and went back home "Now Shrek when we get your mother and I are going to have a word with you." Said Lord Ogre. "Oh not this again." Said Shrek.