Disclaimer: I don't own .Hack, Silabus, Gaspard, or anything else for that matter.
Chapter 1:
The Visitor
Mood:...Positive
Plot:...Please wait.
Setting:...Delta: Truly Cliched Title
Story . . . Begin
A roar erupted through the wasteland. It meant the end of a long battle. "Yeah, we got em Gaspard!"
Silabus cried happily. "Yeah! I thought we were finished!" Gaspard replied
"Very good . . . I'm impressed." A voice said
Silabus and Gaspard turned to see an extremely poor interpretation of Jack Sparrow, except in a cowboy hat, Armored boots, and short pants. "You two will work fine." almost-Sparrow said.
Of course, Silabus and Gaspard were distracted by how the desert field music had been replaced with a crappy, midi version of the Pirates of the Caribbean theme music. Almost-Sparrow then started screaming "ello" over and over in a fake Australian accent.
"You two have to go on a quest to acquire the jade topaz turtle stone to save the world from the king of evil." Almost-Sparrow said.
"What area do we go to?" Silabus asked.
"Delta: Big Meaty Frank" Almost-Sparrow announced
"Thanks n00b!" Gaspard yelled. "I must leave now for I am needed elsewhere," Almost-Sparrow said, "We will meet again!" he then threw a smoke bomb, but they could see him stroll to the platform since you can't gate out of areas anymore. The chosen ones walked happily to the platform, unaware of what they had gotten themselves into . . .
Chapter:...end