Random Boredom

by AlaskaFox

So, my friends and I got SUPER bored in a free class, and were sent to the computer room where we wrote this! It's completely random, and makes little sense but it's good for a laugh. We'd love reviews, and if you want more, then please ask, and we'll try :) DISCLAIMER::: We don't own the brothers or Jeremy, only Natasha. WARNING:: Not a lot of polite language :P

A/N This was just something me and my friends did when we had a free class and the internet wouldn't work in the school and we were bored so this happened and I just thought I'd put it up so please don't take it seriously :) But do enjoy

Once upon a time there lived a chick named Natasha who was 'da bomb' and was related to the Salvatore bros- yeah BITCHES!

One day she and Jeremy Gilbert were in bed having sex when her favourite brother Damon walked in. She quickly rolled off her boyfriend and attempted to cover herself up and totally failed.

"You better be using a condom, dumbass." Damon hisses at Jeremy.

"Well its not like I need it, fucktard," she replies. God, could he be any more annoying? He does realise she's a vampire too, right? No way she's ever getting pregnant.

"And change the sheets." He continues, ignoring her last he walks out and can be heard telling Stefan about what Natasha was doing in his bedroom.

"YOU HAVE BLACK SILK SHEETS THOUGH!" Natasha yells. Why else would she be using her brother's bed?

"Get your own!" He shouts back, not as loudly.

Natasha mumbles something under her breath and drags a grinning Jeremy to her, deciding to finish where they left off.

42 mins later

Natasha and Jeremy emerge from Damon's bedroom, holding hands and having a whispered conversation. Yes, they realise the house is full of vampires who can hear them even if they whisper, but it's romantic.

"Of all the places you could of gone to, you went to my bedroom. Thanks." Says Damon

"YOU HAVE BLACK SILK SHEETS- THEY'RE COMFY!" Natasha states. Why he gotta be so meeaaannnn?

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever, okay? Just let me get back to torturing Rufus!" Says Damon. God he has no life. Where's Alaric when you need him? Oh yeah, torturing Rufus too... awkward.

"Okay well you have fun doing that. I'm going to go to school because learning swag! BYEEEE!" Natasha says leaving the house and her Salvatore brothers behind.

Little did she know that was the last time she would ever see them.

THE END!

Thanks, yes I realise it's short and makes basically no sense but WHATEVER! Review :)