Lying on the bed, Stan steadied the laptop on his stomach and opened his browser. He smiled to himself and pulled up one of his favorite sites.
He read the short disclaimer and sighed. "Are you eighteen or over? Hm, close enough." He clicked the yes button and entered the site.
Searching through the videos he came across a recently added title. "Sexy redhead orders a supersize," he muttered to himself. "I like redheads." He grinned and clicked open the link, sitting up a little straighter while he waited for his video to load.
Finally after what seemed like forever the cheesy porn music began to boom threw his headphones. He rolled his eyes but continued to watch. "They always start out like this." He said and enlarged the video player.
Getting more comfortable, he laid back and rested one hand on his abdomen. Unfortunately that short lived comfort didn't last for long.
The minute he caught a glance of the 'sexy redhead' in question his mouth flew open and he shot up for his position. "No way…No fucking way." But it was indeed 'fucking way'
Stan's eyes narrowed for the first minute of the video as he tried to figure out if he was actually seeing what his brain told him he was.
The teen's eyes widened to the point of being comical and his expression went from disbelief to utter disbelief to completely mortified. There on his computer screen was Kyle Broflovski, his super best friend, on his knees and apparently enjoying a super-size.
Without thinking he jumped up from the bed with the laptop still in hands. He watched while gasping and speaking broken sentences. "I-I Kyle..is and he's..it's not even-how could-what?" When he managed to finally speak again the video was half way over.
"What the fuck?" He yelled and tossed the laptop onto his bed. "I can't even b-believe that." He whispered and blinked.
He took one more look at the video and shook his head. Stan knew he should turn it off but yet he couldn't! He was telling himself to turn the damn thing off but for some reason his hands wouldn't go near the little red X at the top.
He covered his mouth when he realized that he was a little Jealous of the stranger in that video. Not to mention pissed off. Kyle wasn't even eighteen yet and that man had-well Kyle had done his fair share as well.
"This isn't right!" Stan cried out covering his face with his hands. He looked down at himself and realized something else. He was hard as a rock, pitching a tent, getting a look at the trouser snake, whatever you want to call it he had one and he was scared shitless. 'What just happened?' He asked himself.
He slowly closed his laptop and took a deep breath. "Alright, so I've just seen my friend give head in a video, which I found on the internet, to a man I have who I don't know and…I may have become aroused. Worst things have happened!" He answered out loud. However he couldn't think of any at the moment.
A/N: Look it's not a oneshot! I love you guys very much and I'm sorry I've been posting shit stories. But like always thank you so much for reading and hopefully reviewing? Yeah I don't own anything.